I could listen to Jim tell stories all day.

Heart disease definitely, Black Grantland, I have my doubts.

I have personally gone to strip clubs with my husband, because we like the atmosphere.

We punish our child by making him watch Parks and Recreation reruns.

The event in question was in the high school women's novice division — meaning all eight competitors in each boat were experienced, but hadn't necessarily competed on that course before. According to Lee Oldak, director of Sag Harbor Community Rowing and coach of one of the teams involved, the real trouble began when…

Screw you Hertz it was like that when I drove it out of this lot.

Manny Ramirez thinks this guys is toxic to a locker room.

the person leading it is also mentoring Bieber.

Sex and sleep are very different activities. One requires you be in the same bed and the other does not. That doesn't mean you will have a happy marriage, but you may not be as tired.

The assault is alleged to have happened at in a motor home, at a speedway where a Nascar was being held. Put Busch in a wifebeater T-Shirt and you have completed the redneck trifecta.

I've got to see the seven core values now. Here is my guess for #1:
#1 Make a buttload of money on the backs of unpaid student athletes.

If this flag offends you you need a history lesson,"

Wow that was hard to watch.

Eat your Vitamins!, Say your Prayers! Whatcha Gonna Do When The 24 Inch Pythons Run Wild On You!

Really, getting hit in the chest by a chicken could cause serious injury.

Sinuses, I was doing that on the plane ride home the other day.

Texans players were surprised Ryan Fitzpatrick was still in.

Rumsfeld justified the practice claiming that important information was gained from those players.

As the news media is fond of pointing out daily, this is not a time for logic and reason this is a time for unfounded hysteria.

"One of these guys doesn't belong here, one of these guys just isn't the same ..."