I'm sorry but Jew Ho v. Williamson is what I'm going to remember from the article.

Eat your Vitamins!, Say your Prayers! Whatcha Gonna Do When The 24 Inch Pythons Run Wild On You!

Really, getting hit in the chest by a chicken could cause serious injury.

Sinuses, I was doing that on the plane ride home the other day.

Texans players were surprised Ryan Fitzpatrick was still in.

Rumsfeld justified the practice claiming that important information was gained from those players.

I was so in love with Laurette Sprang on Battlestar Galactica.

As the news media is fond of pointing out daily, this is not a time for logic and reason this is a time for unfounded hysteria.

Tonight on Hannity, does Obama need to return to his homeland to figure out how to stop Ebola in America?

"One of these guys doesn't belong here, one of these guys just isn't the same ..."

It's WWE now Marv, and let me ask you something brother, whatca gonna do when Roger Goodell runs wild all over you?

yesterday's game saw 66 incidents that required police intervention, and included 45 ejections and eight arrests.

Jesus won't allow humans to be destroyed by global warming. He will return before that happens and destroy all non-christians in a lake of fire. That's when unbelievers will experience real Global Warming.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Heather Mills at the time of the incident?

He's lucky he was white and just got pushed to the ground.

It almost seems as if the Bible has no clear message on this issue and passages contradict each other. In addition, it seems as if the message the Bible is trying to convey is very dependent on whom is doing the reading.

I had no idea they had a mascot. Get rid of mascots and cheerleaders and be done with it.

So you're saying even if Timothy Treadwell had a Taser the bear would have still got him?

"We're pleased to report that enough boys signed up in each House this fall for the boys to play six-man tackle football."

Philly fan's wife apologizes for her role in Sunday's brawl.