I don't want to dismiss her claim outright I'm sure there is some merit. However, it would seem that if you want to be in the vanguard of significant social commentary, People might not be the place for you.

TIL that sliding your hand across your stomach is Baseball sign language for "Holy shit I think I just broke my finger."

The one thing on Univision I understood and it was "Ryan Seacrest is in the house."

I enjoyed your article but you had nothing on Jason's absolutely scorched Earth departure from the Kansas City Star. One of the best hours of radio I ever listened to was Jason discussing his departure from that paper.

All these future fat drunken softball players are going to be thankful one day for a coach like this when they win the beer league trophy.

Are these flotation devices?

All through the highlights I kept wondering why the Raptors had that dangerous sign under the basket before I realized that's how the floor is painted.

Do you think Joey will get his own show now?

Are you ever encouraged to give passing grades to the student athlete?

Yeah that's what the Knicks need is another stiff.

Governor Christie's response

Mike Piazza calmly took his base.

God damn I felt for sorry for Martin when he talked about being a people pleaser and wanting to avoid confrontation. I had a Richie in my life when I was in middle school and it made every day a living hell.

Richie should lay low or remain anonymous for a while. Maybe not use his own name or perhaps assume another identity online. Oh man, what is the word I'm looking for?

However the Creationist Museum in Kentucky is fine. Checkmate Atheists!

Jesus is watching you when your plagiarize yourself young man.

Waffle house.

And while you're on the subject. death to Chuck e Cheese.

I'll bet the players were very impressed at how dedicated their fans are.

I wouldn't have cared if the whole team was gay if they could have just beaten the Bills.