i read that in a swedish accent. Is that wrong?

Its quotes like "hamburger helper gloves" that make me read deadspin articles. I probably snicker more at deadspin articles than anything else.

I wouldn't know :( I've only been to Lincoln Park, and it's wonderful. but Chief Kief told me otherwise.

The best part of the whole video is when the Taxi driver tries to get back in his car through a clearly inoperable door. I don't know, its the little things. #CHIRAQ oooooohhhh kill em'

I think she's just really small.

9ers

I SHIT YOU NOT.... There is an app for the beloved people of Iceland that tells them who they can have sex with... By bumping their phones together. This is because everyone is so closely related on the little green island.

I will also mention, that Baseball is so boring that even the players are on their phones. (2:50)

I wrote the book on this guy!

I don't get it but i really want to.

I go to Giants games all the time. Its not that bad. They only show up towards the end anyway.

that ain't d league doh

i mean you could probably skip your legs. but in a stadium of 30,000+ surrounded by your buddies. you could probably get away a little elbow butter

Why hasn't anyone who's gone streaking lubed themselves up and done it? If the goal is to elude capture. That seems like the best way to do it. Naked and slippery that is, possibly wearing cleats?

Why hasn't anyone who's gone streaking lubed themselves up and done it? If the goal is to elude capture. That seems like the best way to do it. Naked and slippery that is, possibly wearing cleats?

We don't like your kind around here.

Cars first, humans seconds.

I might not have been clear enough, but I meant Trayvon Martin's bag of skittles.

So I don't really know where to put this. It's half sarcastic and half "maybe a good point".

I am currently a college athlete partaking in a certain predominantly white sport on the east coast. I HAVE HAD WET DREAMS ABOUT WEARING THE NUMBER PI. I'm looking at you NCAA, less drug tests. MORE NUMBERS.