No, Patsy and Edina were hip.

Animals with people names freak me out. That pup should be named Broccoli or Fruit Loop as nature intended.

As Nicholas Figueroa’s family buries him. Sorry about your scratch, Awful Lady #2. http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Wak…

EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE WOMEN INFURIATES ME.

If you told a caricature artist, “please draw a picture of the worst kind of people,” he would draw THIS EXACT PICTURE.

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

The first time I ever flew with my husband, there was a strong fart smell almost the entire two and a half hour flight. I just assumed it was the stranger sitting on the other side of me.

you mean all those ridiculous taxes mean NY isn't great for small business? Weird.

Amen. You can spend your time worrying about phony global warming or the very real need to support your family.

If your state is controlled by:

Surprise surprise. Kalifornia is the worst.

Try finding a thick padded case for the buckwheat pillow. I purchased one with a padded wool-cotton case, so it has some cushion when lying on it.

You are creating better neural connections when you consume physical media. Your brain associates the feel, the smell, the sound of turning pages, and the location of the information within the text.

Electronic formats strip out much of the neural metadata that our brains use to categorize and recall information.

"THIS IS HORRIBLE I'LL NEVER USE FACEBOOK AGAIN WHO'S WITH M-wait I forgot what I was complaining about. Oh well, guess I'll go on Facebook."

If there's one thing Jezebel truly excels at, it's not shutting up about stuff. You should have this problem solved in no time.

I've already switched to tea and I feel AWESOME!

This idea looks like a DIY version of an INCRA precision marking ruler. I own one.

If marking with the lines alone is a challenge, how likely is it you'll punch several dozen perfectly aligned holes?

I'm boggled that Jezebel would give Schwyzer a platform on this subject. That said, if they're going to do so, the least they can do is insist on full disclosure regarding his past. It was especially weird reading his thoughts about white privilege and domestic violence/homicide given that he, you know, is a…