I have old ass NYC tenement radiators and until I finally had them shut off permanently they were so hot I used to run my AC in the winter. Opening the windows didn’t even do the trick. I once asked my landlord if it was possible to just have the building thermostat adjusted so that it wasn’t so hot. He told me that…

“fecal incontinence” - MY GOD is it worth it? Yuck! 

I don’t know, I’m pretty anxious about my GF walking in when I’m pounding my Fleshlight.

Re: running. Try backwards running/walking. It’s so out of the ordinary that it generates new brain cells. I do it on the treadmill at the gym. You have to start slowly and be careful, but it’s actually great exercise and I feel like my brain has had a workout too.

This happens to me ALL THE TIME in iOS 10.

I have this really annoying issue whereby when I’m in the messaging app and I put my phone down or rotate it even slightly, the screen on which you draw pictures appears. It’s been this way ever since they rolled out the message drawing feature.

Oh man I used to have the one called “Manhole” I think which had little guys walking across platforms with four holes in them and you had one manhole cover which you moved from hole to hole to stop the guys from falling in. Such a simple, bland little game and yet it transfixed me as a 10 year old to the point where I…

So glad I didn’t update. I had a bad feeling about it from the start. Over the past few years I’ve noticed a sharp decline in the quality of updates of nearly all of the software I use on a daily basis - they’re coming out with more bugs, more design flaws and more annoyances which make you wonder just how much…

People have been reporting their non-existent packages marked as “delivered” and then seeing them show up on eBay later.

Here in New York when you order from Amazon, more often than not it’s delivered by a company called Lasership. And they are hands down the most incompetent, lying, unreliable bunch of crooks you can imagine. In approximately 90% of cases, they will claim that they attempted to deliver my package even though I was home…

To be fair, those are just words.

I don’t know why but old, squat Jewish guys seem to have the largest penises. They’re hung like shire horses. There’s a gym observation for you right there.

I used to love knee scabs when I was a kid and would pick and eat them. Yum yum. I also loved to lick my non-scabbed knees to get that salty taste.

They’re coders, they can do what they want. If they wanted to add a line of code which said something like “If phone model = iPhone 6 or older, pause for 1 second when opening apps” then they sure as hell could.

I’ll tell you another aspect of Facebook I also find creepy is the connections it makes between people. If you so much as look at a random person’s profile, Facebook will then connect the two of you in its mind and you will probably turn up in that person’s “People You Might Know” list. It means there is no such thing…

I don’t even bother with the official Facebook app and haven’t for years. I cannot tolerate the fact that they keep switching your “Most Recent” newsfeed setting to “Top Stories” without asking. I find it so obnoxious, rude and annoying. So I switched to Friendly for Facebook on the iPhone. It theoretically keeps the…

It’s funny but when I was a kid I used to worry that when I started having sex I would come straight away. I thought wow, as soon as my dick goes in that vagina it’s gonna be sooooo exciting I won’t be able to control it. Little did I know I would end up having the exact opposite problem.

Well it happens to me, and I don’t have either of those problems - I always start the day on a fresh reboot, and I would say there are maybe 5 or 6 apps that I use daily. Also I’ve never even gotten to the point where I’ve used half of my 64MB storage, but then again I don’t store videos or music on my phone.

OT: Does Zuckerberg have a 100' x 100' walk-in closet full of those grey t-shirts? I can’t imagine that he doesn’t.

Yes but does it show speed camera locations and live traffic updates?