I just buy a new shower curtain every couple of months. They're usually covered in an insane amount of toothpaste splashes from my late night & stoned use of an electric toothbrush by that time anyway.

So applying a "personal touch" to your photos involves putting them through the same filters as a billion other people. Got it.

Looks like he just put daytime photos of the cities through a cheesy "nighttime" filter and then slapped a grossly exaggerated long-exposure starry sky in the background. Hardly an accurate portrayal. I guarantee if you turned off all the lights in New York the sky wouldn't look like that. It doesn't even look like…

I was on the brink of buying a Kindle until I realized that I'm totally fine with reading books on my iPhone with the Kindle app. People keep telling me "yeah but...but...you have to turn the page more frequently.....but the text is so small (you can change it)" — seriously, none of these things bother me or detract…

What is this, Twitter?

This isn't so much an Apple problem as a generation-Y problem. Young people are quickly becoming unemployable because they have a shitty attitude toward work, a HUGELY inflated sense of entitlement, an unearned sense of self-esteem and fuck-all morals whatsoever (unless they're trendy political morals that can be…

Yeah anuses produce lube alright. It's called shit.

It's the Bang and Olufsen syndrome. Rich people buy it because they have heard "it's the best you can get," without bothering to do any kind of research at all. And even if they did manage to work out that it's not audiophile equipment by a long shot, they'd still want it for the prestige value.

What makes you think they have superior design or are made from superior materials?

Stop talking sense. The OMG AMERICA IS SICK crowd can't process it.

They will sound mediocre at best, I would put money on that. But we live in an age where kids don't even know what good quality audio sounds like, so I'm sure they'll sell like hot cakes among the self conscious set.

Is it possible to buy a helmet with a decent set of headphones built in? Just wondering.

"This poor pimple-faced chum" — shouldn't that be chump? Proofreading!

It doesn't matter how many other people do the things that I do. It's just a simple fact that the above things are more fulfilling/intellectually challenging/satisfying than sitting on your fat can watching utter drivel on TV. Most people who sit on their cans watching drivel would tend to agree with me.

I remember being at a guy's house in 1993 and jamming guitar with him and asking him if he knew the chords to Hotel California, and he fired his computer up. I was like "what are you doing," and before I knew it he was "online" and searching for "hotel california chords" and printing them out. I was so fucking amazed…

I miss the sound of the Amiga whirring its way through a 3 1⁄2-inch floppy. That "kkmp...kkmp...kkmp" sound which sounded like someone raking an itch at the back of their throat.

Have you seen any of the footage from the LA riots which showed business owners stood on roofs protecting their property from marauding, murderous mobs with exactly the kind of weapons you're demonizing here?

A limiter is just a compressor with a high compression ratio. The first thing I do when I start a new music project is throw one across the master buss.