Now that the joke has been played...Everyone check their coke for pee pee

KTVU is reporting that second baseman Wi Ga Chu and shortstop Yu So Dum really pulled a fast one on him.

This is for you Bieber.

Anchors aweigh motherthumper!

no idiot its the parole evidence rule which states that the defendant can't have evidence used against him until he's on parole (probation)

Sounds like someone better review that Evidence outline before the Bar Exam . . . .

If you hurry, there's still time!

NOOOO WAYYYY. What is this guy feasting on virgins every night? Someone's going to spot him in the background of a World War II photograph soon and then shit is going to need some serious explaining.

Can't believe they found that clip.

Was there already a Flowers in the Attic movie or does it only exist in my head? It's possible that the faint images in my memory were only created when I read (got freaked out by) that book as a young teen.

this is the worst wardrobe malfunction since Chyna's penis flopped out during a suplex.

You actually shouldn't rush to help people out of a wrecked car if they are injured, unless there is danger of a fire. You can exacerbate their injuries, give them new ones, destabilize the car or injure yourself.

Wow, that's scary, just imagine if that had spilled into the stands and the fan got injured!!

sooooooo.....are we supposed to eat 'em or not? The ambiguous nature of the piece leaves me uncertain.

Well... it's not as if someone forced him to impregnate a Kardashian. There are plenty of anonymous hot chicks who would have been happy to have Kanye put a baby in them. But he chose a Kardashian. He chose the Kardashian. So I have a hard time feeling much sympathy for him about the "Kimye" (ugh) press circus because…

Not sure what Kanye hoped to gain from his staged relationship with Kardashian, more fame perhaps? Was he envious of Queen B and Jay Z?

Barkley may be showing some rather refreshing frankness and honesty here, compared to most of the so-called pundits on the television.

With regard to the Sudekeisex, I just have to say that whenever couples won't stop talking publicly about all the sex they are having all the time I automatically assume that they are either lying, or incredibly insecure about their relationship. Or both.

Is your phone trying to replace the entire word you're working on AS WELL as like half of the previous word with a completely different word? Mine does that too on here.

This guy is the Edward Snowden of things that don't matter.