He's been looking progressively womanish lately. I didn't understand the earring thing. I thought it was an attempt to tease his kids in public but it's just gone on too long for that. Maybe it's part of the show's wardrobe dept.

I could do that but it's not convenient when trying to read the story. Assuming that average baseball fans are all conversant in the new Sabermetric lexicon may be a little premature.

Can you publish the full name of the related Sabermetirc in addition to the acronym? I haven't gotten that familiar with them to reliably remember the significance.

The Congo. This is so great.

Mango.

Huh?

It would be great if in SNF player intro they all did the "meow"-thing from Super Troopers.

My first crush was on JRodP-Nerd. Sooo amazing in every way.

Well-played. It was less about me and more about Tito's.

I'm. Just. Embarrassed. For. You. It. Was. A. Joke. You. Fool.

Tito's vodka drinkers are the best looking, smartest, most thoughtful and engaging men on the planet. They exercise both upper and lower body equally and your friends and family will love them. They like big lazy dogs with droopy ears and soulful eyes.

I'm all-for the "sisterhood"-thing but don't you think whitewashing/derailing a closer look at a very public person who, it would appear, very much intends to run for president is a bad thing?

I don't think the father is helping here.

Late night TV just seems to be getting better.

I was in an elevator with Leyland, Randy Johnson and my cousin feigning disability in a wheelchair to score more autographs at the team hotel when the All Star game was played at Wrigley Field. The wheelchair was my mom's idea.

I'm amused that you think I'm amused by that. What's amusing about the statement is that: 1) you can't put a woman in a binder; and 2) it's the epitome of political pandering and one-ups-manship.

We invited "binders full of women."

Are the typos in the passages from the actual text or just transcription errors? B/c if it's the former, it's pretty hilarious.