Two thumbs up. Or, in, as it were.

Thumbs.

Just, thumbs.

I believe fingers were what was going through his head.

This guy is alright. But the mormon church gave me their bible when I was out for a walk. Didn't read a lot of it. But they had a dictionary for certain words at the end of the book. Right next to the explanation of what a spinach seed is, you have a long text about how gays are the most evil thing ever.

I know, right? Furry little balls of death!

I would read the fuck out of a book about werecorgis.

If it were an app and one of them installed the free version it would be more like this...

Have another careful listen to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face."

They are missing their matching hat:

"To get to first base quickly, tell a lady about how hot you are for her mother before going in for the move"

You don't know her, though — she goes to school in a different state.

Daisy Ridley — No idea who she's playing, but given JJ's previous form she will end up delivering softcore sexposition in her underwear. Why? Don't ask stupid questions...

Serkis is obviously playing the now aged Jar Jar Binks who, having had his heart broken by his beloved "Annie" going evil, has spent the last several decades wandering the galaxy like Caine from "Kung Fu" and become a bad-ass warrior who's finally learned Basic and imparts wisdom alongside ass-licking of soldiers.

Let's all be honest. If this movie doesn't feature at least one reference to noted Goosebumps fan Ermah Gerd, this movie will be a horrible failure.

Dinosaurs are too a gateway drug to science. I snorted a crushed Ornithomimid phalanx in Grade Nine, and now I can't leave the house without peer review.

Agreed, madness. Fantastic film and only version of Christmas Carol I can watch :)

I can't believe that new Muppet from the last movie isn't on here. It's like they went they tried to design the least memorable, least offensive, most boring Muppet ever and then gave it to some Mormons to help "tone it down".

Confused why #fuckcoke is trending on twitter. I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman died of a heroin overdose