Unless he’s doing the energy-pulling sound effects like this guy, I don’t see how this could possibly work

If we go with senior kindergarten teacher instead, then I get to be Sparkles Bijou.

Or when they are looking to recruit new police officers...

Except for when SMG’s former All My Children co-star played Dracula in that egregiously terrible wig.

I looked up the Dracula actor, and he’s not unattractive in real life. So what the heck did they do to him. Also, is Harker, like, 13? 

Here is the celebrity ASMRwe all need: a British man named River doing ASMR as Cate Blanchett (his ASMR is dryly bonkers)

Why is the prosecutor making statements like this to the press? It seems really unprofessional, and possibly prejudicial and mistrial-worthy

Will Politico also be publishing That Awful Man’s verbatim speech transcripts, or do the usual thing where the media parses his nonsense to make it intelligible?

It would look better if was really a bob-the bottom few inches are looking a bit rough

The masculine is the default in French, so this guy is actually going out of his way to mis-gender the student.

HahahayesMidwest. A house here in Toronto starts at a million.

Also, they damage your veins, making in harder to insert an IV should you actually need one!

I think we are just so used to that kind of behaviour from men his age that it slides off a bit. I mean, we all know or have known that older man who is a bit uncomfortably touchy-feely, but basically harmless. Like, it’s a bit weird, but not threatening. For a lot of us, especially those of us who are Gen X or older,…

Um...https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2019/04/12/study-repeat-rapists-committing-vast-majority-sexual-crimes

We always had brown sugar on grapefruit, but I’ll have to tell my mum about the apricot brandy...

What...what else would you have with grilled cheese? Aside from plum sauce, I mean? Don’t tell me you dip it in tomato soup!

Since 1000 Island has a base of mayonnaise and tomato (I had to look it up) and seafood sauce is tomato and horseradish, and tartar sauce is mayo and relish...what unholy dressing to you get if you mix them all?

Thanks to a certain restaurant in Bayfield, Ontario, my mum serves plum sauce with burritos. And thanks to that one time I made grilled cheese sandwiches, and then realized that I was out of ketchup, I discovered that plum sauce also goes well with grilled cheese?

I was going by the pictures on the Kraft website, and vague memories. I suspect Kraft is very similar to Wish-bone

They are still available from Kraft Canada! And my mother still likes Catalina!