This is what happened to my Nana’s father, too! The Spanish Flu led to Parkinson’s later in life.

These people are gleefully trying to set each other on fire; you do not want to be friends with them

Baba Yaga vs. Gorgon? That is monstrously unfair this early in the competition. They should be at least final four, if not two! YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THIS

Ever since getting a Baba Yaga book as a child, she has my heart (and loyalty). I want a house that stands up and turns around when presented with unwanted callers.

Are these real people? Or is this part of that thing you did where you wrote generic stories around stock photos?

Bernie Brothers and Pyjama Boys? What...even...is that?

Yes, because while they are hilarious and ridiculous, they are also inexpensive and don’t involve INJECTING BEE VENOM

If it’s built like Bush’s fence, you could just walk around it. Because it was full of holes to allow ranchers access to their land between the fence and the river. No, really. Stop laughing.

I recently, because of a planned international move (that didn’t happen, ugh) culled my books from about 1500 to 400. So I’m down to 3-4 bookcases, from 9. I love books, I love having them around, I get anxious without them, and I read at least one a week. Yes, my apartment screams ‘I read a lot’ because I read a…

I ate a cucumber sandwich last night, with Olive Oil Hellman’s, and it was delicious. I used a fresh baguette. And yes, I had to look up whether it was Hellman’s or Miracle Whip, because I grew up on the latter, and I can’t tell the damn difference.

A friend of mine who is usually into goth and industrial recently posted the Pentatonix cover of Hallelujah on his FB, and seemed admiring, and I don’t know what to do right now. One of his friends even said it was the best cover of Hallelujah? It’s like if a manufactured boy band added a girl, or a glee club went…

I still like the idea of the alternate inauguration with Alec Baldwin, and actual famous people

Voldemort

California lost 10,000 cows this year? How do you lose that many cows? WHERE DID THEY GO? Also, TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR COWS SO THEY DON'T WANDER OFF AND GET LOST!

Well, you use words to specifically state that it only applies in certain narrow situations and/or it cannot be used in other specific situations.

You actually *do* have a whole pile of that concrete data, from universities and such doing studies. It’s just that the forces of idiocy...will always be the forces of idiocy. It’s right there in the name

Well, damn. Lelo makes good vibrators, but I guess now I’ll have to boycott them if they’ve hooked up with such an awful person

Or he could just have a chat with Arya/Maisie Williams, she could explain

What is a Woo Girl?

It’s a changeling thing. They steal the white babies, and replace them with non-white babies, spelled to look like white babies. She needs to put iron nails or horseshoes, salt, and holly on all the windows and doors.