Like the slut version of the Mormon’s magic undergarments?

I’d even be willing to give them the names of the countries, and have them match them up. And not even the ones at the bottom of Saudi Arabia, just the currently important places like Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Lebanon, Turkey etc.

Like learning to change a tire. Or how to use a saw. How to hammer without hitting your thumb. Building a model of a Huron Indian village. Building a working model of a knee joint. Hanging wallpaper. Pulling old linoleum tacks out of a floor before refinishing. These are all things I’ve done with my dad, that were…

Just going by the photo, it looks like a Disney musical.

Well, my first reaction was certainly 'Hello Captain Tightpants!'

Isn't this the same company that used to have a right wing CEO who put anti-choice leaflets in the pizza boxes? Are they trying to convince us they aren't like that anymore? Are they into forced pregnancies AND BDSM? Are they proponents of Christian Domestic Discipline?

I'm not sure if this is full of typos, or just written in some hip young slang dialect that my old lady brain does not understand

It's what we were taught in school in the 1980s and early 90s, in Ontario at least. We were told we weren't supposed to see race, because race didnt matter, since we were all just people. I remember PSAs of minor celebs talking about how their parents taught them not to see race, or religion, or sexual orientation,…

Wait, you mean you don't get to bring your guns to heaven when you get raptured? That's gonna upset a whole lotta people, what with the massive overlap in the Venn diagram of rabid gun owners/rabid fundamental christians.

I happen to own a strawberry slicer, though mine is adorably strawberry shaped, and inexpensive. Along with this huller,

Touched her vagina? Is she sure? Or is she just not clear on where her vagina is?

On the one hand, I applaud your correct use of 'vulva'. On the other hand, why would they be ashamed for having sex?

Nothing (or, alternately, everything) beats this.

As a white person, I totally get to metaphorically put my race in my back pocket. All the 'what about the white people affected by racism' is white people playing the race card, because we're the only ones who get to play with that card. For everyone else, it's not playing

I'm pretty sure that was the point.

This nonsense always makes me think of long-wear make-up, with the 'lasts up to 8 hours'. Which is technically true in that case, because 'up to' encompasses everything from 0 up to whatever random number they chose. So when it lasts 20 minutes, they aren't actually lying

I'm not sure what she has covering her...Mound of Venus under that dress, but it looks like a 'sanitary apron' worn backwards.

It's nonsensical, but how is it antisemitic? Is Maleficent Jewish? I haven't seen the movie yet, but I thought she was some sort of fairy queen. Which is not to say that a fairy queen can't be Jewish, it just seems unlikely

A concealed carry course? To...learn how to better conceal your gun? Okay, I'm sure it isn't about that, but what IS it about? I'm Canadian, and the only people who carry guns around here are law enforcement and criminals. (That's the one weird trick! that keeps our gun violence rate down, strangely enough).

Don't forget Janet Jones (she married Wayne Gretsky). Even at the time, I knew this was hideous.