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    Am I the only one whose brain always goes from Caryatid to Katydid? Which makes especial sense in the context of Lady Gaga, because of course she would dress up as a bug

    Jesus fucking Christ, put a trigger warning on this shit.

    I wonder how long she had to beg her parents before they let her get the Docs?

    If I ate everything every day that is supposed to be a miracle food, I'd never have time to do anything but eat. Unless I made them all into smoothies. But then I'd just be spending all my time making and drinking smoothies.

    The only time I've left a note for wait staff was to apologize for not giving a bigger tip (I was a student, I was paying cash, and left every last cent I had)

    The only movie he's been in where I didn't want to punch his face was Constantine. And then his character dies. Yep, the one movie I didn't spend wishing his character would die, he ends up dead.

    I actually have nightmares about washing machines. Where I'm at my parents' house, and they have a new washer and dryer, or six different ancient washers and dryers, or six different washers and dryers in a scary antechamber off a scary antechamber off a scary basement room. And none of them work like normal washers…

    I thought she dated Rodney whatever, who had the talking tattoo? And who was in Space: Above and Beyond? And Duchovny was dating the vampire girl. IIRC, he insisted on his girlfriend being on the show, so then Gillian insisted that her boyfriend be on.

    I'm both outraged by his asshattery, and distracted by that baby picture. Is that what unbilical cords really look like?

    Wait, JLoHew is pregnant? How did I miss that? Did she have her dream wedding? The wedding she's been planning since she was a little girl?

    As a woman, I am (naturally, biologically, because of evolution) great at multitasking. This is awesome because it means that, not only can I criticize Disney's portrayal of women and girls, I can criticize other companies and genres as well!

    Grade 11 painting class, and the girl who thought she was so edgy for painting with her tit, for our "create 25 different textures" assignment.

    That was hilarious. I was a bit disappointed by the tittering from the audience during Mandy Patinkin's blessing, though, because that seemed disrespectful. I also can't believe no one asked him for a hug. How can you not want a hug from Mandy Patinkin?

    Are you sure? I thought bed underpants referred to the dust ruffle? Or is that the bed slip? Personally, I have a fitted sheet on my box spring; I'm sure that can't be the pantyliner, since that would be the mattress cover, right?

    My nephews wear toddler fedoras, and will often demand their hats. A fedora on a grown man can be a bit sketchy, but on a toddler it's adorable.

    My favourite is the law about how it's legal to kill a Scottish person in York, provided the Scottish person is carrying a bow and arrow

    Every time I see this image, I feel compelled to respond with Londo Mollari

    National? Try international! I get them in Toronto!