And what is a 'textile lifeguard'? Do they try to pass off a ragdoll as a lifeguard? Or a scarecrow?

But what is that animal carcass thing on Jada's head? Or is it something the person behind her is holding?

It's all a bit tits-akimbo. They remind my of when I tried on a wireless bra, and ended up with misshapen old lady boobs pointing off in different directions, and at different angles

I hate having to tell you this (no I don't) but a few weeks ago I heard fluttering and chirping that seemed to come from behind my television. I checked, and saw nothing, so I went about my business, thinking the noise must have just been echoing strangely from outside. The next few days there was a strange smell, but…

I only have sisters, my mum only has a sister, and my dad has no siblings. In other words, lots of girls, few boys. So, when my younger sister had her first child, a son, there was some confusion over how, exactly, one took care of a baby boy's willy. Although the father was circumcised, they elected against that for…

Would it help if I told you that fruit bats are also known as MEGABATS and some species can grow to a wingspan of FIVE AND A HALF FEET?

You should totally watch A Royal Affair. Costume porn, and Mads Mikkelson. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt127641…

Oh my gosh, I did not know about bleach and protein! I've been adding it to my whites hoping to get out the musty smell, but I'll try vinegar! Mine don't smell mildewy, and the smell doesn't get worse when they are wet, but with both sheets and nightgowns, they get a musty smell over time, while they are sitting in a…

Yep, exactly like male real dolls:

Twilight, or Twinklight: http://twinklight.org/

And they're so...smooth. Like plastic dolls. Or Real Dolls. Do they make male Real Dolls? Damn, now I'm gonna have to go check

Do you remember when they finally (ca. 1994?) let us have Monistat without a prescription? Though we still had to talk to the pharmacist to get it. Which I actually appreciated the first time I had to buy it. And then, later, they just let us grab it off the shelf. I just wish they'd let us get Cipro from the…

Yeah, I'm not sure a sexual predator who takes hackneyed, trite, pedestrian, photos is who they want to hold up as the ideal of tasteful nakedness

What does this mean for my embroidered pornography and erotica?

One of the reasons I support unfettered and free access to abortion is so that I can have sex without being responsible for mothering a child. Thus far, none of the sex has led to a pregnancy, but accidents happen. Explain to me, Conservatives, why I should be upset that my partner holds the same views that I do?

Why didn't anyone tell me that Anna Kendrick's Twitter is so funny? Or did you tell me, and I just forgot?

At least their headline bleeps out 'dick', and not vagina. I mean, don't they usually consider vagina to be a dirty word, that shouldn't be uttered in genteel and decorous places like legislatures. Even when discussing how the Republican lawmakers want to force ultrasound wands into non-consenting women's v*****s.

You mean the story last week is from a different state? There are TWO states with politicians who want to outlaw anal and oral sex for everyone, but insist it's all about the children?

You know, if he only intends to apply it to kids, in public, and non-consenting persons, why not include that in the law? Doesn't that seem easier?

Seeing her here, I really wish the prosecution had hired a stylist for her. In a perfect world, it wouldn't matter, but we live in a racist world where a racist jury was deciding Zimmerman's fate. The prosecution should have realized how she would be perceived by such people.