Wait, what? How did I not know that Shirley Maclaine and Warren Beatty were siblings?

Maybe they're saying "We're not going to pretend this verdict isn't a racist clusterfuck. We see you, we see your racism; every decent, thinking person sees your racism"

My nephews saw a naked girl toddler for the first time yesterday (my nephews are 6 and almost-5), and were completed fascinated. They walked all around her to see what she looked like. They decided that 'her bum goes all the way to her front!'

Because we have read Cordelia Fine's 'Delusions of Gender'. Or we know people who have read it. Or we read ABOUT it on Jezebel.

For your comparison, here are some Hitler Youth uniforms. So, to answer your question, yes-ish.

In the thumbnail I thought it looked like Wil Wheaton

Next they'll be banning having more than two pigtails! (As a little white girl I was jealous of little black girls who got to wear 3, 4, 6, however many pigtails)

I actually never watched The Sopranos, but I was really impressed with him in Welcome to the Rileys

T-shirts and sweatshirts and sweatpants? In my day, we wore brown polyester dresses and we liked it! Then, in Guides, we moved up to blue polyester dresses!

May I present the first four stanzas of Elizabeth Smart's* 1982 poem 'The Muse: His & Hers

Wait, what: "I'm much more concerned for my sister [Noah]. She's 13," Cyrus said, according to Shelly, whose real name is Michelle Menaker."

Do they have anything to do with this execrable Lorenzo Lamas movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt040449…

My parents put in a hot tub because they thought it was an excellent place for my nephews to learn to swim. Yes, my nephews learned to swim in a hot tub, and yes, babies can go in hot tubs.

That is something I only discovered this summer. At age 39. The shaving thing, not the housecleaning thing. The housecleaning thing I've always known, I just choose to ignore it.

I really feel that the handcuff discussion with your partner should come before the marriage discussion. Or am I just being old-fashioned?

Wait, I thought Valedictorian just meant 'decent student who is popular with classmates, and even more popular with teachers, selected to give a speech at graduation'

It's where my Dad learned to braid. And tie knots. Including a one-handed bowline. In case you fell down a cliff and injured one hand, and the person at the top didn't know how to tie a knot, they could throw down a rope, you could tie your one-handed bowline, ending with the loop around your wrist, and then the…

I don't often watch sitcoms, but when I do, I'm watching that one

Oh my god, don't you know that 100% of people who get cancer have drunk water? How can you add that stuff to your food?

Well, my mum says I should have kids in order to assure that my awesome genes stay alive in the world. But I refuse to do it unless I am rich and can afford many nannies. My plan is to see the children a few minutes each day, when they are clean, and fed, and quiet. If one of them starts to cry, or whine, I shall say…