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But what have you trained them to do?

This archivist is similarly disapproving. Of Ginsburg retiring, I mean. Why can't she live forever?

Please, someone post the 80-ish, possibly British comedy sketch about the computer for ladies, that spritzes perfume, among other lady-things. Because I can't remember where I saw it, but I think Fujitsu stole their ad copy

Even with pictures, I'm still not convinced that the James Deen/Lindsay Lohan movie isn't some kind of prank on us all.

And that was after a bikini wax!

It's good to know that I'm not the only one having this thought.

Parent? Hahahaha. I'll have to tell them that. My Boy Minions are my volunteers at work.

I currently have Boy Minions, but I'm sure they hope one day to be promoted to Henchmen.

Just because God killed his only son doesn't mean you can do the same

My younger sister died in a car accident at the age of 19, on January 2, 1999. She was an engineering student in the toughest program in the country. She planned on a PhD in Astrophysics, and possibly an MD as well; she wanted to be an astronaut. She was also a blonde-haired, blue-eyed upper middle class white girl.

That's is the USA, though, right? It was a prescription medication here in Canada

I'm on day 2 of Cipro (and day 3 of gallons of cranberry juice) and things are still feeling...tingly. I had the Cipro around already, so I didn't have to go to the doc, but if this doesn't work, I WILL have to go to the doctor, and sit around for hours, and try to pee in a cup, and why does it have to be so

I was having the same conundrum, and you solved it! Now I can be tied up, and get it from behind!

Speaking of aliens, I can't be the only one who's noticed his resemblance to Ambassador Londo Molari?

Sometimes? They use one of these. Or a thing that looks like a white mascara wand. My doctor briefly used these, but I think they must have received too many complaints, because scratching your cervix with a bristle brush? Way worse than the giant q-tip

YOU HAVE GOATS IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD?!

I quite enjoyed the first episode, but I'm an atheist Canadian.

Really? I giggled my way through the root canal of one of my front teeth, and was fascinated by the x-rays they took along the way the track the process. One of the other hygienists popped her head in the door to jokingly ask if they'd given me laughing gas.

Conspiracy theorists, and the same kind of people who become anti-vaxxers, mostly.

I had occasion to send a similar Facebook message to a girl, and later proof in the form of emails. I've never regretted it. I regret my actions that led to it (long story involving him telling me he and his girlfriend were no longer intimate). Turned out that he was lying to me about the state of their relationship,