And that, my dear, is why my mother taught us all to PUT THE LID DOWN on the toilet. None of that seat up-seat down argument nonsense* in our house. Because who wants to walk into the bathroom and see an open toilet bowl, plus you're just asking for things to get dropped in!

I have the same nightmare. Other related nightmares involve weird toilets that cause me to pee all over myself when I try to use them. Weird toilets that are kinda unrinal-ish. Then there are the nightmares that involve only being able to find filthy, overflowing toilets. Basically, it just means I really need to pe.

One of Toronto's best friendly-to-everyone adult stores is right across the street from a high school. Seriously. I'm more concerned that there's a book store catering to parents a few doors down. Are they trying to convince those poor helpless teens to become parents? WELL ARE THEY?

So can you, your mom, or your grandmother teach us to say 'You're a fucking asshat' in Menominee?

We totally need to get in touch with Miranda and have her teach all of us to say 'You're a fucking asshat' in Menominee.

Shiseido was always the worst for lipstick colour. It was like they took whatever colour they couldn't sell, melted it all down, then re-moulded it into a tiny tube. AND THEN they discontinued the moisturizer that they had made me fall in love with after I got it as a gift-with-purchase (it was something re-surface-y,…

Would you recommend Loose Button over the other two? We totally need a post on Jezebel that reviews these things for us!

This needs an internet petition.

Do you turn them to face away when you're having sexy-times? Because I totally do. I don't want my stuffed animals watching that.

Yes, we need the 'James Deen' channel. Or even the 'James Deen and friends' channel.

Open palm slapping? I've heard that, in certain contexts, certain women like that...

But not global warming. Because people's actions in no way, ever, contribute to global warming. Even if those people are gay.

Hmmm, on my last date I relied mostly on having a large rack, wearing a push-up bra and low-cut shirt, and leaning towards him across the table, just to make sure he got a good look at what I had on offer. But I must have been unconsciously stoking my neck and playing with my hair, since later that evening there was…

If you're in Toronto, you should totally stop by Pure & Simple Spa for their Intensive Moisture Body Lotion and Healing Propolis Hand Cream. The body lotion has fixed my itchy legs (which I had actually scratched to the point of bleeding), when nothing else has worked-not Eucerin, not Shea Butter, nothing.

Thanks to a few recommendations in the comments here, I just purchased it for my Kindle, for only $10.38!

I'd remove the eggs and put in yoghurt. Or is egg eating a thing for women now? (Personally, I eat neither, unless they are ingredients on other things)

Ah, to me, as a Canadian, middle class means your kids will probably go to university, maybe college, although they'll need student loans to do it. Middle class people own homes, with mortgages, that they make regular payments on. They take vacations once or twice a year.

I don't understand the first part of your comment. Who's the middle class Californian? You? The author? Who said they were representative of the majority of Californians, and what has that got to do with anything?

I know from reading the Skeptical OB that a major reason that Canada is about the only country in the world where planned home births are as safe as hospital births is because we have CNMs, not direct entry midwives.

And is she really the same height as her mother? I thought she was supposed to be FREAKISHLY TALL. At least, compared to the rest of the family. Is Mommy Dearest also FREAkISHLY TALL?