I use a clean mascara brush (rather than a lash comb) to separate the lashes. But my goal is to have people wonder if I'm wearing mascara. It helps that my lashes are dark, full, and long without being ridiculous (yes, they hit the lenses of my glasses sometimes).

I don't get how they can convict Knox for slander just because the police hounded her into naming the only black guy she could think of, yet the prosecutor who spent years vilifying Knox continues on his merry way. Not to mention all the things printed in the press. It would be inappropriate-or, at least, perceived as…

I think you mean anti-choice. I'm pretty sure she's one of the Concerned Women of America

Really? My Toronto Shoppers Drug Mart has it on the shelf next to the condoms (or possibly next to the hair dye. Or maybe the laxatives? I know I saw it somewhere). And it was about $30.

I don't know, I've been promised 7 inches, and been given less than five. I measure along the top (or, I would, if I were measuring penises); I wonder if guys measure along the bottom? And possibly include the testicles in the measurement.

When are they going to apologize for being less absorbent than they used to be? They used to actually soak up the blood, now the blood just sort of stays on the surface of the tampon.

I was discussing my first Brazilian with my sister, and how my skin was sensitive for days afterward, and my 70-year-old dad walked in and suggested trying men's aftershave.

Maybe people will just follow the book's lead and create their own special unique names out of the names of the grandmothers?

I don't know that I can forgive Anna Friel for leaving Professor Lupin

I asked my mum, a doctor, if you can get a UTI from having to hold in your pee for long periods of time. She said no.

I asked my mum, a doctor, if you can get a UTI from having to hold in your pee for long periods of time. She said no.

Oh no! Eliminating men is an important part of the feminist agenda, and given the supposed power of the vaginocracy, I want to know how the Feminist Authority let this information get out! Heads are gonna roll!

I have also placed a stuffed study skin of the extinct Caroline Parakeet on my shoulder and said "Arrr...I be a pirate!"

I work in a museum, and have worn a mould of a glyptodon on my head (as one does). And I've played with pieces of their shells.

I want a Glyptodon, the prehistoric ancestor of the armadillo. I would ride it around and call myself Queen of the Glyptodons.

It reminds me of Elizabeth Taylor after her brain surgery, when there were some photos of her with short gray hair, and it just looked so good on her!

Is it shallow of me to mention how nice she looks with her short brown hair, rather than her bleached-blonde politician hair?

Well I'd start with not working as a bus driver if the sound of a crying baby hinders your ability to drive.

Wait, I looked up mollie, and according to wikipedia it is MDMA, i.e. Ecstasy?

I wanted to try E, but then a friend told me how it worked, by burning through all the serotonin in your brain. And I need that serotonin, so no E either.