Aw, crap! I'm on Celexa, so now in addition to anorgasmia you're telling me that I can't hallucinate from mushrooms?

Best pap advice I ever got-wiggle your toes. You concentrate on wiggling your toes, and the rest of you relaxes. And don't forget to breathe. (Thanks, grandmotherly gyno from the family planning clinic I went to as a teenager).

They should be gently lifted and left to their soft, bountiful selves. If I ever met her, I'd have to sit on my hands to keep from stroking her breasts. Which is a funny feeling for a straight girl to have.

And how do they know which of the John Smiths is actually John Smith, the serial rapist? People get stopped at the border or prevented from flying all the time, just because their name is the same as someone with a felony conviction, or who is on the no-fly list.

I learned the trick from Martha Stewart. It's much easier to do with a partner, but you CAN do it by yourself.

This happens all the time in plus-size stores. Maybe they think that bedazzling our necklines with draw attention to our faces and away from our unsightly bodies? That is, when they're not stretching sparkling tigers across our racks of doom.

Yeah, I really like club sandwiches, but don't eat bacon. (I know, it's not really a club sandwich then, but I just love the double-decker, fancy toothpick, cut diagonally thing). I also am not always sure about tomatoes-if they are not too full of slimy seeds, I'm good, otherwise I thing they are gross. So I order a…

I'm allergic, I think, to the fibrous part of mangoes around the pit. If I eat around the pit, my lips get itchy. I don't know about the skin, I don't think I've ever eaten it. I didn't realize that a mango allergy was a thing!

The first sentence of the second paragraph makes no sense at all.

Okay, I'm going into some serious TMI here. I got my first period at the public library (unsurprising, considering how much time I spent there), and when I came home, only my sisters were there. I called my older sister into the hallway to talk privately, and she says she knew instantly what it was about (Is there a…

I ran across this delightful story of a theatre cat, while researching this exhibit on Ontario movie theatres: [www.archives.gov.on.ca]

That study is by an anti-prostitution group with a whole lotta bias, and the sample size was tiny. Reading through the Prostitution Research and Education site, I can't believe Newsweek is lending them credibility. It's like publishing a story about the evils of vaccines based on a study done by an anti-vaccine group.

Her husband makes all of her decisions for her, so I don't even understand what she has to be stressed about. She never has to shoulder any responsibility.

Hey, I went through three bras on Sunday afternoon, trying to find the one that best showed of the girls for my date. So I call that realism!

I was at a Muay Thai event one time, and the first few bouts on the card were kids from the host gym, doing kickboxing. A couple of little boys of about 8, and couple of little girls about 10 or 11, and I think a couple of slightly older boys. The kids were super-padded, and OMG, children doing kickboxing, regardless…

I read the Kim K thing as 'Clear your chandeliers' which I suspect is also true, since she's probably gonna want a lot of them, and may need to borrow yours.

That was an excellent comment.

Well, as a 'fat' 'woman' in her thirties, I'm clearly not in the category that is is called 'women' when they make statements like that. I'm pretty much invisible to a lot of men, I think. And it's not like I'm that fat, plus I look way younger than I am, but I can still see men's eyes sliding past me on the street,…

Well, it does get demoralizing when you message 30 or so guys and get one reply.

I get overweight middle-aged men from the suburbs, Jesus Freaks, and Nigerians.