So it's not trying to get men to drink milk, it's trying to get them to buy milk and give it to women?

How about if it has a code name? The customer can discreetly request the 'Whore's Special' and in five minutes you meet her at the bathroom door with the ramekin and some soft napkins.

I think you're lost. Gawker is the other way.

I even have fairly thick black cotton-ish thigh highs for winter. I never wear pantyhose anymore, just stay-ups. They are amazing, and get rid of most of the issues people have with pantyhose. Plus, if you get a run in one, you can shimmy it off and put on a new one, rather than having to buy a new PAIR every time.

Well, we've already got people on here sniffing "Well, I didn't take anti-depressants, and had an autistic child anyway!" (implied is that the study must be wrong, since not every mother on anti-depressants has autistic children). Which is silly, since the study doesn't say that one causes the other, inevitably. I…

Hey, my sister got married in a castle. In Scotland. Okay, it was a very small castle, and there were only about 20 guests, and the only reason she even had a wedding cake is because I put my foot down and told her she was was having a cake, if I had to make it myself! (Which I did. It was in garish blue, green, and…

@Bert Macklin, FBI: Do they mean 'go have sex on the front lawn'? I don't understand it either

@sweet tea vodka: That line makes me think of Robert Service's 'The Cremation of Sam McGee':

@professopatra: Well, isn't there that whole 'Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today' thing? That's pretty much conservatism in a teacup. Because they take all the jam, and then tell you that you can have some tomorrow, because trickle-down jamonomics! But it's never tomorrow, it's always today!

@smartgal: This makes me want to leave random boxes of kittens everywhere. With 'Free Kittens' written on the boxes.

@jp3582: That's just ridiculous. You call them into the Principal's office (and try not to show that you think it was a pretty good, and ultimately harmless prank) and tell them they are coming in on the weekend to put the seats back.

@brokenmollydoll: I carried KNIVES around in my backpack in high school. Also a cutting board and random vegetables. I needed the knives and cutting board to slice the vegetables prior to photographing them (we had a major art program, which included a photography studio and dark room). The series was called…

There's a book called "Baby, make me a drink"? Wicked!

Is that how Duchess Shinylocks keeps her hair so glossy?

@LadybirdRamone, did you mean mommies, or does mombies actually refer to zombie mommies? Are we expecting a mombipocalypse? Or a mompocalypse? Is it an insult?

@CandyBacon: I...have the soundtrack.

I can't believe all that food is only 1600 calories!

@BlondeGoddess: VJ, or Vaj?

I'm not allowed to take Wellbutrin, because I have a history of bulimia, so I take Celexa. Over the past 11 or so years I've been on various SSRIs, and thanks to them I can't actually have an orgasm. Yes, it's been over a decade since my last orgasm. Maybe I should try to convince my doc to let me try Wellbutrin. I…

That's totally scandalous, not to mention GROSS! Only sluts touch their own breasts.