My 4-year-old nephew has wanted to be a superhero for at least the past year. Not any hero, but one he has created himself. He told me "Plum you know how Tony wanted to be Iron Man when he grew up? Well, I want to be [his superhero's name]. He actually dressed up as his superhero last Hallowe'en.

I'm pretty sure I heard about this on a blog at least 3 or 4 years ago. I thought it was here, but maybe it was somewhere else. I know I sent the website to all my friends

Hey, some* of us actually study bird watchers/bird watching (this is different from actual bird watching, which involves going outside. I don't actually do that) so this kind of information is important to us.

@JadeBamboo: I'm more concerned that some of the dog outfits are bubblegum scented.

We've seen William's dick? I haven't!

@drunkexpatwriter: if I ever meet you, I'll absolutely let you see my boobs.

I'm just amazed at the ease with which y'all seem to be getting the Xanax!

I somehow managed to read point 4 as 'This is why we need unicorns'. Which made both no sense, and perfect sense in this context.

We girls were brutal in floor hockey in grade...7/8. There were five of us, and we stuck together. We always formed one team, and we'd wack the crap out of the boys' shins to get the ball. You know how we got away with it? Because the teacher was a sexist asshat who didn't think girls could be rough or violent in any…

@The HZA.: I just figured she had chocolate, and it melted. Because, desert! Isn't Coachella traditionally heat-stroke and dehydration-inducing hot? Or is that Burning Man?

You know what prepared me for university? Growing up with the assumption that OF COURSE I would get a post-secondary education. My parents never pushed it, but it was there, and it never even occurred to me not to go.

Speaking of ANTM, am I the only one who thinks Lucy lookes like Elyse Sewell?

But fellatio is about a woman on her knees, pleasing her husband. So I think they'd be in favour of it:

Are we sure that's what 'natural born citizen' means? Maybe what they meant was that a president's mother had to have gone through 'natural childbirth' and delivered the president vaginally without the use of pain medication. It really just makes sense that those delivered by c-section, or whose mothers had epidurals…

But now there is a record of you signing it out. Had you bought it with cash, in a remote location, no one would know!

I don't recall ever being given a choice about whether I fund the Catholic or secular system, and I've been an Ontario taxpayer for over 20 years now.

I was more thinking that you can get it off the shelf with no hassle, no pharmacist refusing to sell it to you.

I've never had to take it, but I was so excited a couple of weeks ago when I was in my Toronto pharmacy, and there it was on the shelf, for about $30. My reaction was 'wait, that can't be...is it really..oh my gosh, it is, that's so awesome!' I don't know how I never saw it before!

I taught my waxer the difference between vagina and vulva. Which, considering what I was getting waxed, was an important thing to know, I think. It is my hope that she goes on to teach other women the difference between vagina and vulva.

Yeah, this whole site redesign thing doesn't seem to be working very well.