Yep, the abortion law in Canada was struck down, so abortion is regulated in the same way as other medical procedures. With no law against it, or even addressing it, abortion is technically legal until birth. Surprisingly (to those who hate and distrust women) this has not led to droves of women having abortions in…

@lizlemonglasses: My mum didn't stay at home, we had nannies, and I'm not a lesbian! What did my mother do wrong?

Meanwhile, those of us with Racks of Doom are saving up for reduction mammoplasty. Seriously, these things are inconvenient and expensive.

@LAmonkeygirl: Ladybonerkillerchapeauonanyone...

@LAmonkeygirl: Inappropriatehat.

@Kaiser-Machead: My Dad actually had one as a youth! But he also used to wear a pith helmet (also as a youth), so I accept that he may be a bit odd.

In the book Egalia's Daughters, in which male and female sex roles are entirely reversed from what we're used to, the men wear something very similar, to show off their assets to potential suitors. Like a push-up bra for the penis.

@la.donna.pietra: I had pretty good sex ed in school, and my parents are doctors, but I didn't know that for the longest time.

@me0wzas: There's video of her working out with Tracy Anderson. And Gwynnie looks as gangly and awkward as you are imagining!

We must read different media, then, because I knew all about his sister's deportation, but not his.

@gennifyr: Really? Because I'm Canadian, and have only seen one uncircumcised penis in my life. It was in Quebec. Or are you talking about the younger generations?

@neisseria: It's the "Anyway" before that statement that makes it so brilliant. It's like the perfect conversation closer.

@lt1218: I'm a proud spinster, and looking forward to old maidenhood.

@shadoobie: It's a knitted cosy for your spare toilet paper roll. They are made by aunts and grandmothers, often in pastel colours, or seasonal themes. (Seriously, my mum has a Santa one that comes out for Christmas)

@Anne Boleyn: Since people with a history of bulimia aren't allowed to take Wellbutrin because of the increased seizure risk*, I wonder if this means that they can't take this new drug? Or is the double seizure risk of bulimia+medication okay if you're treating fatness, just not depression?

@screwtapeletters: They totally need to get the Steelworkers involved, they take crap from no one. The admin staff at my nearest university are steelworkers, so why not models?

Personally, I find that it's my decolletage and fingers that get really cold. My arms are fine. Where's my specialty undergarment?

@cate3710: There's an easy solution to your problem-use the puppets to terrify the children

But why do all the models look so glum?

@tailfeather: Hey, did your Grandma talk to my Grandma? Because I have a lovely 'Grandma ring' that is a synthetic sapphire surrounded by diamonds. It's art deco (i.e. early 20thC), which I tell people when they are all 'it's like Diana's ring.' No, my ring is older, so her ring is like mine, thankyouverymuch'.