@CleverPseudonym: Have you ever been to [www.levenger.com] Their stationery makes me far more excited than swingers' clubs.

@Apollonia: Accounting, sure. Women have always done the day-to-day bookkeeping. Just so long as they stay away from Finance.

That's not a pedestal, that's a pond.

@ktgrrl: I'm one of four girls with an awesome dad, and we have pictures of all of us hanging off his arms (or attached like limpets to his legs) at beaches, and other locations. So you've pretty much described one of the things that makes a dad great, in my eyes.

@roquelaure: That would leave Obama trying to prove he ISN'T an angel of death, and how do you prove a negative? I have no way of proving that I'm not an angel of death.

@EponaWearsBoots: Damn. I just...I got nothin'. Sorry. Continuing on with this would just be flogging a dead unicorn, anyway.

@EponaWearsBoots: Psshh. Who would want to wear your stupid socks and become a unicorn? Unicorns are cool and all, but they have no opposable thumbs.

@EponaWearsBoots: Ha! Mine are made OF unicorn hair, AND knitted BY unicorns using their horns.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: It may be the least sexy shimmy I have ever seen.

Those are costume ideas? I thought that was how AA recommends wearing their clothes every day!

@LA0811: Is the round part of the almond towards the inside, or the outside?

Pale skinned without looking anemic? That there is some great descriptive writing.

@skahammer: Trout in the freezer and clown in the VW? You sound like Coach Beiste. That doesn't make sense!

I'm offended. Extremely offended. Extremely offended by the fact that they've made Crystal Renn look ORDINARY. The woman is gorgeous, and they've spackled her in bad make-up, and put her the kind of sweaters your 'fashion-forward' grandmother knits for you.

@prettywithapistol: That's okay, I mostly just wanted to namecheck Tim Horton's.

@prettywithapistol: Not so much in this case. She was hunting from a fly-in community in Northern Ontario. Not super-north, but in-the-middle-of-nowhere enough that Starbucks is no danger. Tim Horton's, or more likely, Robin's, but no Starbucks. And that's only if they build a road or railway.

Pshaw. George E. Atkinson, Manitoba taxidermist, once wrestled a black bear into chokehold, and held him there until the bear passed out. And all this happened on a train! In 1901.

@eigne: Seriously. And 80 pounds? He wasn't big to begin with, so this all just seems crazy. Maybe it's some other Anthony Hopkins? ;)

@BrookeD: Yeah, and she's appropriately grateful for our generosity, so why aren't the the rest of you?

@bombed_pop: It's an actual posted policy? They actually publicize this s*** instead of apologizing for it? Do you have the link-I couldn't find it.