@ktgrrl: I think the cunnilingus was from Valley of the Horses, not Clan of the Cave Bear. The Clan were too patriarchal for cunnilingus. Not that I'd know. It's not like my mom bought me the first book, or anything.

@RandomReformed: What does it explain, exactly?

@AllieCaulfield: Your loss, then, because it was a good read.

@Sarah Beuhler: Sarah, you're right, at least according to what I learned in various religions classes in university. That's what the Hare Krishnas are about-it's Hinduism for those not born into the religion. You can't actually convert to Hinduism.

So they tried to get it out of the water earlier, it broke into pieces, and officials were all "Whatever, leave the beach open"?

@Thunderclees: I figured you were making a joke about how flat-chested they were.

It's like an Ewok!

@LLisCool: Perez is a contradiction. Usually he's the one calling women cunt whore golddiggers (including Oksana, in the past. Possibly not those exact words, but more or less). But he's been consistent in pointing out the threats of violence and misogynist language as well as the racism.

@earfull: Also like her chest and the rest of her torso don't belong to the same person.

Here's the contact page for the Supreme Court, if you would like to send condolences.

@lemdi: It's not for feminine hygiene, it's for 'damn, I pissed myself again' hygiene.

@wishingheart: I originally read the course title as "Processed Meats and the History of Furniture"

@kbrook: I would have gone with "Yeah, we had a really bad fight last night. With swords."

@dear.daisy1: Maybe it's because it's easy to imagine, as a woman, going to the spa with mom, whereas going to the spa with Dad would just seem weird.

@drunkexpatwriter: Is there a Gentleman's Guide to Performing Oral Sex? (I'm at work, so I can't check). Is it any good? Because my boytoy could use some tips, and it really kills the mood when I have to be providing detailed instructions when I'm supposed to be enjoying myself. So I'm thinking a book where I could…

@rhoswhen: Oh honey. I already gag at the thought of gluten-free vegan brownies.

@girl_talk: I have some recipes from the same time period that call for 'a few grains of cayenne pepper'

@sayah: But earlier in the ad, it said they were odourless! So how can the smell make him sick?

@PixieSparkle: I wanted to live with them in their cool treehouses, and have them braid my hair like Princess Leia.

@dialing_footnoterphone: Also, why does the tree have a vagina?