@Zulkey: Yes, sex ed made me want to become a raging slut, and typing class made me want to become a raging secretary, and math class made me want to become a raging mathematician.

@Kaiser-Machead: But you've got a disco stick, right?

And this is how they did it (according to a book from 1750):

@NefariousNewt: Ah, but just as all people are not created equally attractive, not all people are created equally smart. Is it any better to judge someone by their intelligence, which is even less under their control than their physical presentation?

@ninjakitten: There was a CSI with a stand-up comedian, coke on the penis, and blowjobs.

@Zyna-kat: Well, everyone knows that Americans are boorish and rude. That's how you spot the aliens-they're polite!

I don't think a lot of those would work in an environment with gravity. Maybe it's astrological sex because you can only do in outer space?

@mfnher: I was thinking it looked more like 'sex with a dead body'

@bananaballs: Yeah, I just made it to 20 lbs on the tricep pull-down, but the wobbly-ness ain't going nowhere.

@F*ckin' Mireille: how does she work?: I'm allergic to cats, but aside from that...yeah. Though someone to clean up after me would be nice.

@LarstheLibrarian: And she has this season's must-have accessory: the corpse!

@Missblackcardiganqueenofharlem: I'm a childless spinster, so it would seem to be perfect for me. However, I'm quite happy this way, so I'm concerned that wearing this perfume will cause me to turn sad and desperate, and start sending cryptic messages to my ex through my everyday actions as reported by the tabloids.

@ragincajun67: If that strikes you dumb, you may go blind after checking out the c-string [www.cstringdirect.com]

@BeansNorth: Word. Out of curiosity, I asked my Muslim doctor at a Catholic hospital what she does when a patient asks about abortion, and she told me where she refers them. Can you imagine that in some parts of the US?

@goodvibez: See, I misread that as 'backward' originally.

@darbyoshea: I thought I caught the word Roentgen in there!

@AngeSponge: That is straight out of Snopes: [www.snopes.com]

I'm fond of 'undercarriage'

@florabore: That would explain the new Gee Spa in Toronto, which offers one service. Their website is very peculiar and laden with euphemisms, to the point where I wasn't sure if it was a waxing place or a 'massage parlour'

@Jorie Slodki: Only if she knows it can cause a miscarriage. Which means Utah Jezebel readers won't get to use this method without prosecution, now that you've told everyone about it. Thanks a lot!