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@miss_so_unknown: They're headless skinnies, the sisters of the headless fatties shown whenever the obesity crisis is mentioned.

@Dauphine: Seriously, since when do we give 'free' healthcare to non-Canadians? The only way she could have accessed 'free' Canadian healthcare is through fraud!

I'm waiting for one of these PUA instructors to discover that there is money to be made teaching women how to avoid PUAs.

@LadyCoCo: Unless you, you know, don't measure up to society's beauty standards.

I believe that first ad features Gypsy Rose Lee. Fun fact: Gypsy Rose Lee went on to write a couple of pulp novels, including The G-string Murders. Which she wrote while living in a house in Brooklyn with George Davis (former Harper's Bazaar editor), Carson McCullers (writer), W.H. Auden (poet), Benjamin Britten

My nephews would love this! Their current favourite activity is painting while wearing only diapers, because it means they can paint themselves!

@yayclaudiashere: I have saved that picture and will be using it often.

@definitelynotjessica: Pregnancy causes weight gain and swollen ankles. And when you give birth, your weight goes down, along with the swelling in your ankles. Obviously, when he said 'lose weight' he was really just telling you to give birth faster, since that would solve your ankle issues. It all makes perfect

@televisionarie: When I told my doctor I hadn't really had a period in longer than I could remember, her immediate reaction was 'maybe it's PCOS, let's do some tests', explained what PCOS was and the link to Type 2 diabetes, asked about other symptoms I might be having (the fact that I'm fat was obvious). I asked if

Until I read the caption, I totally thought that was a Eurovision entry.

There used to be a great UTI drug called Gantrisin-it was a sulfa drug, not an antibiotic, so no worries about antibiotic resistance. For the first few days you would take azo-gantrisin, which had a coating that acted as a local anaesthetic in your UT, and stopped the pain. Also made you pee bright, bright yellow.

@JennaW: OMG, Prell! I remember that! It was GREEN!

My feeling has always been that if you're not mature enough to go to the store and buy condoms, you're not mature enough to be having sex.

@wtfox?!: What happens to you if you take down a crucifix? Are there special circumstances that allow it? "I know I'm not supposed to deface university property, but I needed to protect myself from Satan while I was off-campus."

How much do I love the muscle tone in her legs? A lot, that's how much!

@JPlum: WASN'T wrong.

@babyruthless: Ganglion cysts are also called BIBLE cysts, so are you so sure it was wrong to have it removed?

@beautilation: Well, that finally explains why Noerfp broke up with me.

The Prom link features...banjo music. Why?

In the early 60s, my mother (as a medical intern or resident) was required to wear a suit for 'rounds'. She had precisely one, made by her mother. She wore it multiple times a week, for years.