I don’t know why, but refs HATE calling safeties. After every near-safety, they huddle up for 3 minutes to come up with a way to put the ball one inch outside the goal line.

Johnny College Football

the most telling thing about how horrible the Jets are is how good Sanchez is doing in philly. Fuck rex

As has been pointed out, Raiola has been a dick the majority of his career.

As has been pointed out, Raiola was a dick to some college marching band members last year.

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