Just once, I wish they could just chill and be gruntled.

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

Came here to post this. The fuck?

In order to uncover The Batman Who Laughs’ master plan, Superman has infected himself with Joker toxin and broken the villain out of his prison underneath The Hall of Justice.

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

If the NBA fandom suddenly switched from left-leaning millennials to right-leaning boomers, LeBron, Pop and Kerr would all be told to shut up immediately. The market drives what personality they let their actors take. Anybody who thinks the NBA is “better” than any other league morally is either being intentionally…

In a shocking development, Adam Silver and the NBA are no more socially conscious or woke than Goodell and the NFL. It’s just that their pressure points come from mainland China rather than MAGA jorts territory.

I can’t be bothered to do even that. While before I was merely apathetic about this, hearing the director say that this movie was borne of the fact that he can’t be funny any longer because of “cancel culture” makes me hate him with a white hot passion.

Yup. Alot of Boomers I have worked for are just like this too.

Wait, you’re wondering if a news outlet would use the word “millennial” in a story about a young person? Are you familiar with news outlets?

“Florida Boomer” really frames the story by conveying the proper mix of “get off my lawn!” and “divorced guy energy” to motivate someone to endanger the lives of innocents because of a trivial annoyance. 

the easiest way to make a boomer angry is to accurately describe their behavior

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

She shot first and asked questions later. Tell me, if a black man had busted into the wrong apartment and shot a white woman before even trying to figure out why the apartment DIDN’T have his OWN stuff in it, and then failed to render aid even though he was trained how to do so, would you be defending him to this…

almost got recast as Oracle

No, he didn’t. Read the Denver Post story. Initial reports, including the one you linked to, were wrong. It’s often the case that the “first draft of history” contains errors, which is why it’s better to read things written enough time later to be corrected. The prosecutor in his case is quoted as debunking the rumor,…

No, she wrote an thin, puckered, all-cotton fabric.  Damn, do you even English?

Ehhhh, Fight Club has its own missusage. Same with movies like Wolf of Wallstreet and shows like Rick and Morty - you’re not supposed to identify these people as ‘good’ or ‘stable’ or ‘sane’. But because there are glimmers of success, power, and prestige in the individuals depicted in those kinds of film/television,…

Yes, and if they break review embargo they’d never be allowed back at a screening.

I'm happy to see that incels are finally classified as extremists. About time!