He was also the #1 pick in the NBA Draft in 1995.

500 Days of Joe Smith.

HEY! The Chewbacca Defense was brilliant. And worked. Twice.

Sapp: It’s not about sex.

User name checks out.

“That’s some really bad defense.”

The womanizer 2go for 169? I didn’t know Gronk had branched out into merchandising

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.

Let’s Remember Some Klansmen

Yeah, easiest explanation is the lawyer is a dumbass, which would explain why he is taking cases like this.

“Hurkka durkka murder rate” -you

They’re essentially trying to destroy higher education because it presents a reality they can’t tolerate. They are Boko Haram.

These are all the suburb fans. Nola is pretty chill, but drive 10 minutes out the city and you are in bum-fuck Louisiana.

Saints fans keep this up and maybe the players will start wearing paper bags so they aren’t seen near these morons.

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

I thought you were a troll until I thought about it for a second and then googled hockey terminology. So okay, good hockey joke then.

Enh, exactly what you’d expect from someone married to a left winger.