This deserves more stars.

Because Florida

Nice alias, BROCK.

*Insert popcorn gif that indicates I am watching these comments*

This is simply not true. I’m a Dodgers fan so I hate Buster Posey. He’s not as good of a hitter as Sanchez, but he’s so MANY MILES better defensively (at the most important defensive position on the diamond) that he more than makes up for falling a bit short with his bat. Posey is the best catcher in the game and it…

“...Because, who could be scared of a Jeffrey?”

I cannot give this enough stars.

I had to open incognito mode and sign in at work just so I could star this, but it was worth it.

Wrong. James Harden is averaging 32 points and 9 assists a game while also having a teammate who averages 9 assists a game (CP3) and his team has the best record in the NBA. Harden missed 7 games and they went 4-3. Three of those 4 wins were against the Magic, Bulls & Suns, who the Rockets can beat without Harden or…

“endless series of tip-ins, dunks and muscled-in layups that Phoenix was helpless to stop.”

Huh. What a coincidence. I’m a Jags fan and would want to kill MYSELF if we ever signed Cam. No thanks.

The Marcus Peters trade barely moved the needle. Anyone who even casually follows the NFL saw the writing on the wall with that months ago and wasn’t the least bit surprised he was moved. The Alex Smith trade was much more significant. Peters is a good corner (you mentioned he was All-Pro last year). Yeah, he leads…

I’ll never get out of the grays

Take your goddamn star.

Burneko, I mostly agree with you on this. Really it’s the monotone that bugs me and the fact that he’s all but sighing into the goddamn microphone. His descriptions of why things are happening the way they are happening has actually been ok for me once I get over the fact that it’s all done in the same tone of voice…

^^THIS! Fuck Reggie Miller with an ice pick.

Fucking PREACH!!!

I did all of this in high school, except I didn’t have any flags on my rusty POS car. The confederates were traitorous dogs (and losers!). 

Or he nicknamed it “The Problem”

Or he nicknamed it “The Problem”