“You seem to be really struggling with this reading comprehension thing. ”

At least it isn’t a pantsless Diamondback.

To be fair, these dunks were both done in the semi-finals and once they both got to the finals, Douglas pulled off a pretty sweet dunk and Nwamu couldn’t get the ball in the net and therefore basically got no score. That’s why Douglas won.

I’ve had this problem too, Albert. My new washer takes 58 minutes on the normal cycle that I use most often. The way I understand it is that it will be done in 58 minutes UNLESS you over-load the machine and then it has to keep repeating the spin cycle until the clothes are significantly wrung-out so as not to make…

Not to mention the fact that he was offside on the final play where he sacks the QB.

I really liked this kid as he was rising through the ranks. I followed all of his fights and genuinely enjoyed watching him. I even overlooked his early associations with Mayweather (who I fucking LOATHE) because I thought Broner had so much potential and I mistook his dickhead behavior for cocky charisma. It started…

Keep Gettin Dem Checks, A-Rod! #KGDC

If you want dibs on those Wizards hot takes, you better check with Simmons and Joe House first.

SUPER optimistic.

During tonight’s ESPN telecast of the championship game, Tirico & Dakich talked about it and Dakich said it was “the most ridiculous thing he had ever seen”.

I don’t know which I hate more - Reilly or myself. Because even though I read through this and either rolled my eyes or became visibly angry over every stupid line or joke, I’m still going to read the whole thing. The NBA fan in me will not allow me to skip reading an article written by someone with a week’s worth of…

#BringBackTheVane

I’m not a doctor, but I’ve seen this Xarelto commercial repeatedly with Bosh, Brian Vickers, Arnold Palmer and Kevin Nealon where they compare it to other blood thinners and basically tout it as a miracle drug. Well, if this is true about Bosh then both he and Vickers have had recurrences that cost them half a season…

Charizard #1 or GTFO

“*Andy Reid throws down his clipboard Denny’s menu*”

TAKE MY MONEY!

I feel like what we need here is one of those Burneko articles where the headline is the question “Is Leicester City actually going to win the Premiere League?” and then the article is one word: “No.”

Tatoosh is a 303 foot super yacht (43rd largest in the world) and IT’S ONLY THE SECOND BIGGEST BOAT OWNED BY PAUL ALLEN! WTF? Why on Earth would you need a 303 foot yacht and then ALSO need a 416 foot yacht? Jesus Christ.

Pasch does put up with a lot, but in fairness I think it’s his punishment for being a creationist asshole.