JM0718
JM0718
JM0718

“Oh, you mean the Maloof brothers?”

Stevie Wonder can fucking see.

Any time you have the opportunity to hire the absolute, bar none, far and away WORST head coach in the history of one of the other teams in your division, you gotta do it.

Right, but when I drank with the goal of blacking out in college I wasn’t always successful. Nobody sets out trying to brownout. That’s just called having a good time. It’s when you’re either angry or depressed (or just plain bored) and you set out on a blackout journey but you aren’t all the way successful.

“HEY MAN, PISS OFF!! RICKY! GET THIS LAME-O OUT OF YOUR YARD!”

Are we going with Yokel Haram? Or Y’all Quada? Or VanillaISIS? Damnit, I like them all.

The steroids that oozed out of this video made my computer screen bigger.

As a Jaguars fan (yes, we exist!), for the first time in years, I had fun watching this team. I had Sunday Ticket and tuned in most weeks. Bortles developed into a real QB. Robinson and Hurns are legit weapons. If Yeldon comes back healthy he could be good. The O-line needs work. The defense has good LBs and a decent

I read the original questions as “Spurs” instead of “Sixers”, so it was totally my mistake.

Haha if you’re referring to the highlight, that’s the Sixers court in Philly.

He’s the best player in the BPL right now. I’ll just leave this here.

Burneko didn’t participate?

July birthday for me too, and I agree with all of this. Fuck school birthday parties, fuck having to bring a cupcake for the dipshit nerd in the front row that you can’t stand. And definitely, after 21, how big a deal you make of your birthday just shows how big your ego is. I don’t care that you’re turning 29 today,

I agree. July 18th is mine. Drew has July ranked way too low, and from reading his explanation, he put WAY too much emphasis on having your birthday during the school year. Fuck that noise. I was always so glad mine was during the summer. I got to celebrate by not going to school, playing video games and/or sports all

The worst has to be being born during leap year ON Feb 29th. Like, then you only get a real birthday every four years. And since 18 & 21 are not multiples of 4, your 18th and 21st bdays do not fall during leap years and therefore are confusing to both you and your friends. Like, are you allowed in bars for the first

I don’t necessarily “go out” drinking on New Year’s Day, but I definitely watch football all day and get hammered. If I had a close friend with a birthday that day, I would probably just adjust where this took place so that they were included, but yeah January 1 is a great day of eating, drinking and having fun.

Wasn’t Burfict a total psycho in college too? He was a borderline All-American (or at least All-Pac 12) on the field at Arizona State but he didn’t even get drafted. He’s a really good player but also a total nut case. I honestly would be hesitant to fuck with that guy, something is loose upstairs.

Who took this screencap? Who has DirecTV and doesn’t use the “hide standard definition duplicates” option? Why would you want to scroll through double the channels? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

I saw a coach do this in practice at my high school (over 10 years ago). Same thing, no helmet for the coach and the kid had his on. The kid was no little guy (a lineman) but the coach was a 6’5” former DI defensive end and he head-butted him so hard the kid went flat on his ass. Coach walked around the rest of