All of these things aside, Floyd Mayweather is a fuckboy, which is what I took to be the central thesis of this piece.

About midway through, I started paying attention to the pitchers they were hitting them off of and saw Sale, Verlander, Sonny Gray and King Felix in about a 20 second span.

Given his age and the money he is owed, he probably still would have cleared. Claiming a guy strictly to block another team is risky because you could get stuck paying his entire salary. Waiver blocking happens, but not usually with old guys making big money.

This person can’t be fucking real. There’s just no way. This had to have been written by 3 stoned high school boys, right?

Hahaha you mean Mike Vanderjagt?

If there is one thing on EARTH that I am a truther about, it’s CJK5H.

This story is something perfect to be filed to LOLMETS. You’re slipping, Barry.

Here’s hoping that by 2024 California has gotten some god damn rain and snow.

What I love to do is copy and paste my favorite joke from these to a friend’s facebook that I know is a fan of that team. Some know about WYTS and laugh, others get really mad.

What I love to do is copy and paste my favorite joke from these to a friend’s facebook that I know is a fan of that team. Some know about WYTS and laugh, others get really mad.

RIP

Mike Maroth. Remember him? I think he’s best known for going 9-21 (!!) in 2003. He followed that up with an 11-13 campaign for the 2004 Tigers. ON THIS DAY 11 years ago, July 16, 2004, I was at Comerica Park when he threw a 1-hit shutout against the Yankees, of all teams. Baseball Reference has the box score. The only…

Agreed. I have scrolled through most of this and Grissom is by far the most accomplished player I have come across. He was the man.

Pokey Reese

He was a cousin of one of my best friends from high school. As far as anyone knows I think he still has the ball from the final out of the 2004 Red Sox curse breaking World Series.

He was dating a woman I went to high school with when he played in Detroit and they broke up because he beat the shit of her. True story.

Kaz Ishii

Current hitting coach for the Tigers I believe.

Tony Plush