Yep, that max offer would have been 4 years, $60M. Houston gave Harden 5 years, $80M the day they traded for him.

As someone who bought a full in college and has regretted it since the first night I slept on it, I will vouch for this.

Hey at least this guy won’t be long without work. I heard they’ve greenlit “The Santa Clause 4” and Tim Allen is balking.

I know Coach Fisher already suspended him indefinitely but you can’t look at this video and then ever have him in an FSU uniform again. Kicked off the team and out of school should be the immediate course of action.

“[the Mavericks presentation] was everything Jordan had envisioned: a Dwight Howard-size role in an NBA offense”.

Solid trolljob. Caligiuri was a fullback & defensive mid. His Wikipedia page says he scored 5 goals in 110 caps. Landon Donovan had 57 goals in 157 caps. If you can find anything Caligiuri did that made the entire country go ape shit on par with Donovan’s goal in the 2010 World Cup vs. Algeria, let me know.

Counterpoint: FUCK ALEXI LALAS. SPEAK WITH RESPECT WHEN YOU ADDRESS THE GOD OF AMERICAN SOCCER.

“Aaaaagghh! It’s not a liquid! It’s a great many pieces of solid matter that form a hard floor-like surface! Aaaaaaagh!”

Umm, yeah...that says “LIETUVA” across his chest which is definitely Lithuania. And that’s definitely Jonas.

I’ve seen (but not tried) another alternative that you left out of the test...Jim Beam Kentucky Fire.

Jesus Christ. That truckball question is possibly the dumbest thing I’ve ever read in the Funbag. I didn’t even bother trying to understand Burke’s formula because fuck math. Assuming that the pitcher can maintain his balance in the back of a moving pickup truck while it accelerates backwards to 55mph was just too…

Perhaps even more convincing that fan voting is a total joke, look where you find Tigers that are having AWFUL seasons so far. Castellanos is third in voting at 3B and Alex Avila is 5th at catcher. Avila has been hurt while Castellanos is the biggest defensive liability on the team and hitting .223.

I second this. MLB.tv is just fantastic. I speak from experience with NBA League Pass Broadband (something the NBA should just be embarrassed about).

I second this. MLB.tv is just fantastic. I speak from experience with NBA League Pass Broadband (something the NBA…

It’s a shame Hyun-Jin Ryu is on the DL. Don’t think for a second the Rangers scheduling Korean night on a home game vs LA was a coincidence.

Counter-counterpoint: Fuck you, Tim Marchman.

Fixed that for you.

Seriously, Andy Roddick’s retired ass could beat Serena Williams if her shots landing within the doubles lines counted as points and his had to land between the singles lines. I hesitate to say she wouldn’t win one GAME, but it would be something like 6-0, 6-1, 6-1.

Thanks for tweeting that HoopsHype link where I could find what kind of shoes every guy in the league wears. You are responsible for that 90 minutes I’m never getting back.

Set that fucking thing on fire already.

As a Red Wings fan, I really wanted him back. However, an original six team with an active 24 year playoff streak will have absolutely no problem finding another top notch coach. What I really wish is they could somehow replace Ken Holland with Steve Yzerman.