What's insane is Wiggins and Bennett are both from the same foreign country and were picked number one in the draft, in consecutive years, by the SAME TEAM, and within 2 months of the second of those drafts ended up as teammates in an entirely different place.

Good God. Anthony Bennett was picked first in the draft!

Yeah, I knew Martin had to be at least 40% of that total by himself. Wasn't Thad Young shipped to the Nets for KG?

Without looking it up I'm not sure who their other veterans are? Off the top of my head I'd say Kevin Martin makes up a LARGE chunk of that 26,000+ career points the rest of the roster has scored.

KG doesn't sleep, he waits.

There needs to be an edit because Tony Hawk is at least number 2.

Four years after he played Ned Pepper in the original True Grit. You know, the one with John Wayne.

No, Coach Knight is not usually part of their team. You usually see Coach Knight on these types of games buried on ESPNU at 9pm with some up and coming play by play guy. Shulman/Bilas is ESPN's lead announce team. That's why I was confused haha.

What I want to know is how Shulman and Bilas got sent to SMU the night after Duke/UNC? I mean ESPN had plenty of games tonight and you would think their lead announce team would get a better gig. UConn/Memphis or Purdue/Indiana? This whole thing is weird.

Am I the only one kinda wondering why James White needed a travel alias?

If Dumars never would've made the Brandon Knight for Brandon Jennings trade they already would've had a young All-Star caliber PG to go with Drummond & Monroe. SVG is slowly digging out of a deep hole. They need a small forward and a bench. And Caldwell-Pope to keep developing.

If you DIDN'T read that faux Kiper evaluation of his make believe son in Caliendo's Kiper impression voice, off is the direction in which I wish you would fuck.

Is it just me or is Kevin Durant turning into a completely unlikable dickhead?

I wouldn't say that I'm a strip club regular, but I'm not really reluctant guy either. I'm down for it if I have the right buzz going and I haven't been to one in awhile. Anyway, the thing that most confuses me is how the rules are different LITERALLY everywhere. I'm from Ohio and I actually grew up in a rural area…

Ugh, poor Ernie Johnson.

I feel like team performance gets factored in, because when Harden won in December one of the things cited in the stories was JH leading Houston to a great record without Dwight Howard. Not saying I agree or disagree, but even with Davis playing great the Pelicans are barely over .500.

Even with how awesome the Splash Brothers have been in Oakland and with how incredibly deep the West is, James Harden has won the Western Conference award in back to back months. That's probably more worth writing about than this.

Jolie, I blame you. As soon as Nacho Cheese Doritos won its first round matchup over the awesomeness of cheese and crackers, you should have just canceled the fucking tournament. This blood is on your hands.

Which is a way of saying that, if you read it, it will make you punch a hole in something and mutter things under your breath that will include the word "prison."

I'm also spite voting, but in the other direction. I wanted Chex Mix. But seriously, the faux cheese dust has to be defeated!