Toledo, OH getting flexed from SF-NO to GB-NYG in the 4pm slot for reasons completely unknown really sucks too.

I like it, but my personal favorite was from Michigan State a couple years ago..."Plax was framed"

I refuse to live in a world where we just assume things like "Gene Lamont would have inevitably won the World Series that year." Sorry.

Apparently you guys at Deadspin aren't fans of the Three Stooges and their hilarious fake law firm "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe".

Ric Bucher is the fucking worst.

Blaine Gabbert and Peyton Manning were my favorites of the animal mascots. Hilarious stuff.

Words can't describe how angry I am that horseshit was left out of the compound region. I'm not even going to participate because of it.

Everyone who reads this article is dumber afterwards, so thanks Isaac. Sure none of these guys tore up the pros but they were all really good college players that were fun to watch. Thanks for wasting my time.

You can be a student and not take a class. Say you're halfway through your degree but you want (or need) to take a semester off. You're still technically an active student, with a record and a file at the University, just that semester you didn't sign up for any classes. So when they say "at least one class", they're…

That Gilbert Arenas shot you linked to is still one of my favorite game winners of all time. The way he knows it's going in and turns and walks away with his hands up. His back is to the basket by the time it hits nothing but net. Classic Gilbert.

Shut up troll.

The financial planner testified that when VY told him about the birthday party, it had already been paid for. The loan was to cover other expenses that the $300K would have been used for had he not spent it on a birthday party. He says "I think we still would have been OK to go ahead and survive until the next season,…

knew what this was linked to before I even clicked it...solid gold!

There's a lot of middle ground between traditional old school stuff like John & Mary and shit like Blayse and Rylynn. Nobody is saying we should all stick to the same list of 10 names, just at some point when you're naming a child take a deep breath, look at it and think....really?

Say what you want about Chris Rix, but he's no pussy. He was FSU's QB at the height Miami's Nevin Shapiro scandal, and holy shit did he take a beating. Shapiro put up $5,000 to knock Rix out of a game, and is quoted as saying “[Vilma] pounded the (expletive) out of [Rix]. Watch the tape of those games. You’ll see so…

In Pryzbilla's prime he was exactly what is described here. He averaged about 6 points and 8 or 9 rebounds a game as the backup center in Portland. Granted, that was 7 years and 15 injuries ago, but he once was half decent. Nowadays he probably doesn't belong in the league anymore.

Let's get to the real news here, I just heard SportsCenter give credit for a story to Deadspin by name. I almost rolled off my couch.

Fucking Kroll Show...the ads are EVERYWHERE

Wow, ok. I'm not going to defend T-Mac, he shouldn't have done that. However, the Chinese player should be ashamed. There's a big difference between a firm elbow in response to a finger wag and being shot in the chest with a buffalo rifle. That flop was ridiculous.

Same thing everyone else is saying here, my Aunt is a lawyer and she has told me in Ohio you can get a DUI if you're sleeping in your car and the keys are "anywhere within arms reach". I've done it before and thrown my keys in the back of my SUV.