JLDeMeyer
JLDeMeyer
JLDeMeyer

That seems like a fireable offense.

Just before our van entered the desert for a three-day photography excursion, I stuck a purple Skittle into my overweight buddy's bellybutton (at least two inches deep) while he was sleeping… And then I forgot about it until were coming out of the desert, so I mentioned it to him and he started to dig around,

I had a girlfriend break up with my over the phone, but insist we remain friends. I was pretty depressed at the time (grad school) and didn't really feel anything about anything, so I told her I didn't think I had the time or energy to have any more friends. She got pretty mad and decided that only solution was to NOT

Those are blue and blue.

The Final Countdown is great, but SPOILERS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SEE THIS MOVIE the Nimitz crew actually decided to stop the attack. The airwing had the Japanese fleet on their radar when the timestorm reappeared. They recalled the fighters and everybody made it back to the future… except for James Farentino…

…and bread instead of toast...

This is a scene from "Slapshot"

i think it is hard to beat the sadness of a KFC bowl… sorry FAMOUS bowl:

EDIT: Found something that says once the Cavs sign Wiggins, they can't trade him for 30 days.

If the Cavs sign Wiggins (which they will want to do at some point so he can play for them, right?) do NBA rules prevent trading him for a specific period of time (maybe one season)? I thought I heard a talking head saying that is the reason he has not been signed yet, so he could be traded.

I'm not sure the Cavs can sign Love as an FA next season without gutting the team to clear cap space (if it is even possible to get that much space). They need to trade for him so his "Bird" rights come with him and they can resign him to whatever they want. I think they can break the cap in that situation, although

Sorry, Barry. That Penguins 3rd Jersey was one of the best of that era. I believe it was so popular (maybe not as something fans bought) they wore it almost as much, if not more than, their regular dark jersey during that time.

I saw Forrest Gump for the first time after living in a desert for eight weeks. The only other "entertainment" I saw that summer was a few World Cup games and the White Bronco slow-speed chance (I walked into a bar near Moab, UT just as it started). So I was a bit overwhelmed with the whole big picture/loud sound

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We are Devo.

I prefer your version for the exact reason you cited, but the more I think about it (and I guess I have already done too much of that on the topic), using pu$$y doesn't make a lot of sense (even if we aren't trying to be gender neutral) if we are to assume pu$$y equals "vagina" since that would mean we are actually

Or you can go with the gender-neutral "fat upper pubic area" if you are so inclined.

What you do with that information is what can make it weird.