Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

I decided to watch this at work and the look on my face was sufficient to prompt one of my co-workers to ask if I'd just shit myself. /highfive

I had no idea that I would be using this gif twice today.

Look at you OPENLY ADMITTING in THIS SPECIFIC FORUM that you haven't read Pride & Prej!

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

WE IZ FAMIS NOW

You need to become more famis to understand.

THAT LOBSTER ROLL IS QUITE INDEED VERY SEXY

But what does the diaper comment even mean? I truly don't understand. Is it a misspelling? Is it a new saying? I AM SO OLD.

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

famis

"...she has been paid a lot of money to do nothing"

I always really liked Ann Curry. She's a a smart, thoughtful woman and an excellent journalist who was just too good to do the bullshit NBC wanted. I'm genuinely looking forward to seeing whatever she does next.

I hope things work out for her. But more importantly, I hope that one day, through a wonderful twist of fate, she ends up in a position to be Matt Lauer's boss and she makes him beg for forgiveness on his belly.

NBC doesn't deserve Ann Curry.

So when someone mails you a check, you just throw it in the garbage?

I thought it was a dumb scene, and I tweeted about it, and then Erin made me write a post because that's how editors work. We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site. I haven't talked to the man, but I doubt Nick Denton gives a shit about that show one way or the other. Also, I think Allison…