Beautiful pun!

That pun just a-salted me. (I'm SORRY, OK?) Seriously though. My head jerked up and back like I'd been slapped by the sheer force of your wit. Well fucking played.

I see what you did there.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Pre-barf. Ugh. The nerve.

It's scary. Scary to think that while maybe most people aren't rapists, there are apparently a bunch of people that think it's okay to make fun of the situation and the victim. It's a whole new can of worms. Not only do we as a society have to worry about these crimes being committed but we now have to think about…

Asking people to hold your your beer while you go do something stupid is what made this country great.

I have to admit I am laughing SO hard that you had a sit down with the husband to discuss this. I got to "NEVER in mirrors," and I started cackling.

After this past Halloween's scary story extravaganza on Jez, I was so sucked in that I insisted that my husband sit down and negotiate with me, in all seriousness, the ways in which we are, and are NOT, allowed to haunt one another when one of us dies.

Yeah... now I just hate the interviewer. What a bag-o-dicks.

So you'll use physical pain to teach kindness?

Stop pretending to speak for all Asians. It's insane. There are billions of Asian people in the world with incredibly DIVERSE cultures!!!!

That's the problem, you haven't got donuts.

nice one.

Those are such abusive parents, having that processed, sugary, preservative-and-gluten-laden frankenfood in that house! And then to actually PUNISH this girl, rather than letting her navigate her unique circumstances come to her own conclusions about appropriate behavior! And then to SHAME her, by putting video of…

I have an undying celebrity crush on the Game. Funny and ripped, he can get it!

I asked the same question of myself ... and then I hung my head with shame. He's got a teddy bear face thing going for him.

Why am I attracted to The Game in this video. Damn.