For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

Things we know are true:
Calum > Ashton > Luke > Mikey

A few things:

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

That last one is my favorite. She's just sitting there, having a snack, rockin' out. Livin' the dream.

As a pediatrician who has given out thousands of vaccines, and with that experience decided to fully vaccinate my own children as recommended by the American Academy of Pediatrics and ACIP (or, you know, science), I must say that I love Penn and Teller:

Except it CAN'T trigger autism. Go look at the latest research: Autism is developed while *in the womb*. It is entirely coincidental that it shows up within the vaccine schedule. So, as they said in the article above, it is utterly irresponsible to associate the two together.

So, they are anti-vaccine. Thanks for providing another example. Second, I don't give a shit what someone "feels" when it comes to science. I "feel" like I'm going to win the lottery doesn't make it true.

Thanks for posting more from the NAA website. Now we are even more informed on the incorrect stance they take on vaccinations.

I have to ask. Does it make people feel intellectually superior to show up on articles like this and immediately declare it to be bullshit? Because what I read in this article was basically someone saying "I did this thing, and this thing had a positive effect on me." Does it really matter if it was a placebo…

If you need a definition, I think you're beyond the help of some anonymous internet person.

MAMA POPE

Omg her spine is so fat!

Bradley Cooper is a beautiful angel. That's not a flannel shirt; that's just his sex wings.

"Two messed up eyes are better than one perfect eye" Totally my makeup mantra.

"But I spent $40 on it, so I use it to validate the purchase."

YUP.

Don't Cry

You just had to bring up Bridge to Terabithia, didn't you?

Aaaaaand yet another excuse to post this gem.