Go mom-dance! Go mom-dance!

This is so stupid. You don't "pick" out black friends just because they are black. You realize how ridiculous that is, right?! This is bonkers stupid.

I'm dumb- are those actual corpses or dumbass actors?

I loved every word of this article. So fucking perfect.

I am a squirrel enthusiast- I LOVE SQUIRRELS. I get a squirrel calendar every year. They are adorable and awesome. But that video was just a Vine on a loop repeated four or five times. Surely the Internet can do better than that.

But the he could have stopped it- right? He said anyone could do anything, am I correct? That constitutes consent. He didn't call for security and consented because ART, right? I don't understand. It is a sick, fucked up situation, for sure. But rape? That's not the right word.

Ahhhhhh!

I UNABASHEDLY LOVE PITBULL!!!

MICHAEL K IS MY FAVORITE!

Same here- everyone sign! The petition still needs 300,000+ signatures. They should not have their hateful, bigoted beliefs on TV.

BOOM!

WOW. Defensive much?

Hey Bill Cosby! Eat a dick, asshole. So sick of his incredible narcissism. You rape woman and then defile and shame black men who look(ed) up to you?! FUCK YOU.

OMFG!!! That just made my day!!! I can't stop the chortle!!!

Her adopted kids seem pretty happy and normal to me.

Damn, he can get ME pregnant! Love it!

...and her adorabley pointed feet! She's tip-toeing! A tip-toeing skunk! She so freaking cute.

Waxed or removed by laser, my dear. Her nether-region would be bumpy and irritated to all get out if those pubes were shaved with a razor.

That was absolutely flawless. That cape from the back was so beautiful. I'm speechless.

WTF? Are they about to batter and fry that little dude? No.