Wait- so this wasn't staged?

How are all these people so pale if they are doing all this outside banging?

How absolutely terrifying that she feels so entitled to write about this behavior. Mastubating next to your kid sister when you are practically an adult?! Right there- done. No more Girls, no more anything. That's not quirky or modern or humorous. It's fucked up and super disturbing. Please disappear, Lena.

sarcasm?

Welp, it seems all my mom's dreams have come true. Her head might actually blow off her body.

you are a dick.

God damn it, people! She is going to die and she KNOWS IT. Is there anything more heartbreaking or terrifying?! Anyone who judges her in anyway at all is a horrible, apathetic jerk-face.

You bite your tongue, kind sir.

DEAR GOD- there MUST be a clearer recording than that!!!

Yes. I will do as Rihanna says.

She is so amazing and talented. Loved it!

Man, that was embarrassing. And I'm a fan.

Iggy was totally lipsyncing, right? I have heard her perform live many times and that was some serious Ashlee Simpson caliber fakery. So disappointed.

Shit like this happens to me. It's like real life and being awake, but I feel something in the room. When I wake up my heart is racing and I'm disoriented. It is terrifying.

Umm, yeah. Thank god your boss hopped in. Damn. That is the definition of serendipitous. I would have been prepared to gouge out some eyeballs.

Well, now that was damn delightful. Loved everything about it. Sooooo much than the original.

The trailer was soooooo boring. Dakota Johnson is horribly miscast and doesn't even pretend to give a fuck.

Exactly.

What if it were two homeless people? Or someone not "famous"? It's an assault to your right to go about your business without seeing two strangers fucking on public property. I am not a prude, but that would make me barf and fuck up my day.

Huh?