What? An old bucket not good enough for you?

What? An old bucket not good enough for you?

Oh, it’s not a bad thing. Kinda fun to watch, actually. I’ve had cats and dogs at the same time. When they start racing around, it’s best just to stop, sit back and laugh your butt off. One time the two dogs were play wrestling in the living room (they were sisters), the cat came shooting out of the kitchen, leapt in…

*What is* nothing but love for Alex and this contestant.

@PatDStat: Attention…..

Martin the poor guy all he did was make threats on only 4 diff people life that’s all and made no attempt to hide it .... shit was cleary premeditated 2 smh yeah I'm sure hell bounce right back 

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but it seems to me like both players were/are on the same path. 

It’s amazing that the end of this story is that Martin is the one ordered to seek mental health counseling, not Incognito. 

Happy Saturday night:

They were all my friends. They just died.

Everlast’s theme to Saving Grace, which was a pretty great show with Holly Hunter:

How about some Humpday pirate ska? The Rudiments - Plank

I have no real idea how to get un-greyed. I was in the Grays for a while until there was a live “ask us anything” session and I got in on it early.

Every FaceTime call I’ve ever had with my mother was an accident on her part.

White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.

There’s a sex joke lurking somewhere in there.

Oh hell yeah!

Reagan Youth-USA

Thanks to whoever posted Samantha Fish here several months ago. Now I get really cool shit like this in my YouTube feed:

*checks video release date*