JK Lauderdale

9/27/19

It’s shit like this that make modern players want to sit out and NFL players dislike pre-season games

USA Team: You guys want to come play for us this year?

9/27/19

We looking at a new Chunky Soup ad in the making?

9/27/19

I question if this would even be a shocking revelation to Philly natives.

9/27/19

Truth - I actually spent 12min closing my aunt’s Safari tabs the other day. Another few minutes closing her open apps.

I have to do this every time I see her, the last time was early July and I don’t think she’d closed a single page or app in between or has done so since last Fri.

9/27/19

Ya know, that could actually work. Then just tattoo the rest of the zipcode on his face. 69101 = Central Nebraska, he would fit right in. Totally inconspicuous!

9/27/19

Face paint and claim to be some sorta idiot-wiseman? Depending on the country, (India?) he’d even be able to marry the 13yr old of his choice.

9/27/19

13yr old, says it right in your link

9/26/19

Referee shot in head... We sure this wasn’t in Pee-Wee league?

9/25/19

Me’thinks you’ve overlooked Death, one of the best proto-punk bands known to man

9/25/19

Why? Because it just popped up on my station as I clicked the link... Most Queen tracks need no further reason to be shared!

9/23/19

Fuck Sinatra, this is the best take on the song...

9/23/19

9/23/19

RAVPower 6700mAh External Battery Pack with Dual USB Wall Charger

9/23/19

You went to Central Florida in August/Sept?!? You poor, brave souls. Not knowing where you’re from, I can only hope to hell that you were ready for that still, stale sauna.

9/23/19

Land Speeder... OK, maybe Land Transport

9/22/19

Tom Collins you say? Gin, lemon juice and simple syrup in a Collins glass. Fill with iceand club soda... Sounds like a fizzy end for my Lolphins games. Should I pour for two?

9/22/19

Tampa hell - From the Jests to the Lolphins, I think you can figure the whole E Coast is unsafe. Unless you want to shoot up TB12... You let me know how that works for ya.

9/22/19

Yeah? Well just wait until the Dolphins get back in the game next year with Tua. 2020 = 3-13 baby, HERE WE COME!!!

9/22/19

That awful sound in our house, our house of suffering...

9/21/19

That would be like saying, “A depressed, attention seeking white boy shot up his local school/church/theater” - Can’t mention race, can’t mention brand. People might get offended.