JKLauderdale
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No man is an island if that island has pigeons... or coconut wielding swallows

Home?

Yeah but they really can’t do that. The gambling, advertisers and stadium income from the fans depend upon those star players being available. 

Yeah, I think that streak snaps this season. I don’t care how dehydrated they may be, the Dolphins are a team that’s built to lose.

I don’t care if you had Rick Vaughn handling the ball and Charlie fkn Donovan coaching... These Dolphins will be 3-13 at best, and that’s only because of Fitzpatrick’s streakiness.

I wouldn’t go that far - Convoluted? Yes. Strange? Nah, NSync of organized crime... without that whole “organized” aspect ;)

as much as it has been fun to laugh at this utter insanity of a train wreck, it is also really sad to see Brown be released

I’m not sure what I just read there but it was fkn hysterical.

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Davis fired DelRio to bring in Gruden who then gets rid of Kahlil Mack and trades a 3rd and 5th round draft pick for a player who now refuses to play. I honestly think AB could have used a better helmet ~5seasons back. His comments and actions remind me of the crap Larry Johnson was just spewing. Gotta wonder how much

But they didn’t really go recruiting KD. Sure, Draymond did a bit on the side but that was player-to-player, nothing said it was a team backed process.

Hush now baby baby, don’t you cry...

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Has nobody suggested the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle?!?

Many, many times do I dislike the rise of social media. As a Dolphins fan, this is not one of them. I never thought I would take the side of John Gruden for anything but the shit that AB has been throwing out at all 8 walls in a 4wall room is astounding.

It’s stuff like this that makes me hopeful for 2020 - When I can

If: Beasley just signed a $2.25mill contract and D Howard just signed a $2.56mill contract

No need for 4/AWD where I live and I’m comfortable with an easy 2step drip desalination-purify process - I’ll just head back to where I grew up, 2blk E-W and 10blk N-S with every street bordered on both sides by brackish canals. Plenty of palm trees to weave drag/cast nets and shit from their fronds. Then you can

***After the storm

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Yeah but then they’d have an auto-tracking buster for which you’d then have to have the supersecret auto-tracking buster buster... mothafukka!