Counter-counterpoint: They had to because the real ones smelled as bad as everything else did.

I’ve been coal rolled a few times on my bicycle. Once at a major gravel race in Emporia, KS called the Dirty Kanza. Despite the event being one of he major draws to city during the year, pulling people from over 30 states and more than a few countries, someone felt the urge to tell us silly cyclist that CARS RULE!…

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

When you’re coming up on someone on the highway, and they’re too afraid to use cruise control, and instead of being steady with their foot, their speed fluctuates between 65-85, and I’m forced to pass you 6 times because every time I pass you, you speed up top 85 and then pass me and then slow down to 65, or I’m stuck…

Once you add in the Copart fees you will end up paying more than MSRP. Also they will bring it to you on a forklift and drop it on your head.

Seriously? How is this post-worthy. How do people own cars and not know what these are.

You know what? Fuck you guys, I want an R63 now.

My friend bought a used E90 335i last year. He’s getting battery warnings, so he says, “we can change it in my garage, can’t we? I know it’s in the trunk, and a battery is around $100, right?”

incorrect.

Always relevant:

Maybe I’m wrong in this, but when people are comparing the current US situation to Nazi Germany, they aren’t meaning Nazi Germany at it’s height of power, but when the Nazi party was just coming into power.

Wait wait wait. You claim to be a Libertarian, but because there’s no truly “free” trade, you think we should tariff the shit out of other countries because of illegal immigrants (a problem, by definition, they’re neither able nor incentivized to fix)???

might I suggest some bedtime reading...

Of course the engine has been flipped, otherwise you would see the engine, not the transmission. Here, have a coffee.

Metamorphic? I didn’t realize they had already chosen the type of rock that they’re using to build it!

7. End Illegal Immigration Act Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall; establishes a 2-year mandatory minimum federal prison sentence for illegally re-entering the U.S. after…

Every time I’m in the left lane behind a car going 5-10 mph under the limit- for miles.

What do you think, I know what the hell I’m doing? I’m hypermiling a Dodge Viper. Obviously this is the kind of thing only an idiot would do.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I literally set my computer on fire right now!