What do desperate, lonely, hungry children understand about film improvisation? Serious. GTFO

You know, I never did it because I always thought, like, I would end up using my position of power to coerce a female rapper in to fucking me and fucking the business up as the result of the lawsuit..

I recognize that listmaking is inherently flawed and there is more than one album I, a woman, like on this list but I will legit fight you on “Kid A” come at me I’M READY.

I think kissing Ben Affleck is the greatest challenge an actor can ever face. Or that....anyone can face.

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

Lol they wrote Mia out after multiples movies where she plays little to no role in the plot, and then killed off Giselle. Those are terrible examples.

How cute... “could” ... it’s a fact men can be an alcoholic/druggie/abuser/difficult -on-set/outspoken-douche-dongle and still never suffer a pay cut or black-listing.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

The feminism episode was great! When the guy at the party called his mom and said ‘Mommy? A girl doesn’t think I’m special!’ I cackled and when he added ‘mommy you’re right, she just left with another girl’ a minute later I had to rewind and watch that perfect little scene again. Tina Fey is so good with the toxic…

I’m loving this decade. This is the decade of “Wait, what do you mean I have to be responsible for my actions now?”

I’m talking about how sites like Jezebel, xoJane, and Into the Gloss have gay men as featured writers despite being outlets that were implicitly created to reflect the voices of women and to provide jobs for women. I’m talking about shows like Kimmy and Girls starting out as voices for unconventional women and…

yes. get out.

root beer is gross

She seems so fucking boring. I’ve seen some interviews with her and like... she doesn’t seem very smart or interesting. She’s not funny or charismatic or charming either. Like she just seems so blahhhh.

Never forget. This was Candace’s brother’s birthday party. 3 and a half feet of Subway sandwiches, half a Sunny D and two of the most despondent women ever photographed.

THIS SO MUCH

I can’t help but think the idea of someone in their early to mid 20s dating someone just about out of their 40s is very weird or fucking gross depending on when it started.

If you acknowledge that women have choices, you should accept their choices.

Not the same but I dated a 40 year old when I was 23 and it was fun because he was mature and had good conversational skills and was VERY GOOD AT SEX. Well, the dating part was like 2 weeks and then we just were fuck buddies for a couple months but still. Such occasions are fine in my book.