MRA types are gonna jump to this guy’s defense so hard.

Trying to portray Johansson as wanting public attention will not end well for this dude. She is one of the most private celebs I’ve ever seen.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Those idiots on Obamacare are sure going to be screwed when this goes through.

Nothing like that has come out so far - just that they broke up, and he’s moved on.

This is an excellent point. She has been very careful about not saying explicitly that she wants nothing to do with motherhood, but it seems pretty plain to be the case. As a CFBC woman, if you asked me if I wanted to get with an ex and be a stepmom to half a dozen, I might choke on my own spit from laughing so hard.

Jen’s more than fine. She’s rich. She’s hot. She’s fucking Justin Theroux...and she’s got Brad Pitt texting her.

Those teams tho. I was a kid when they split and I think that was the first time I realised misogyny existed.

I was actually surprised at Jennifer’s appearance at the Oscars. Definitely showed her age without all the camera filters and photoshop. S
he also looked heavier than she usually does since she usually looks like a toothpick. I kind of took it as sign that she’s probably really happy.

I’m sure she’s just stringing him along to rub it in Angelina’s greasy, sallow face. That’s what I did with my ex: prove you’re the one they prefer at their core. And then leave both of them miserable.

Of course she’s fine. She’s more than fine, she’s married to Justin and she’s got the dogs and she’s finally not the poor, sad spinster of the triangle that will not die. It’s Brad’s turn.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

So apparently Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s relationship was “never supposed to be serious....”

Lot’s of people

Stay tuned for today’s episode of: “Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if Michelle Obama had done something like that?”

Why isn’t the NRA defending Castile’s Second Amendment right to carry a firearm?

It’s true. She’s entitled to be proud of and honest about her achievements.

We don’t really live in a age where a trans person is the victim of a random act of violence.