I actually think “Born Leader” is better and more flattering than “Future Leader.”

“When will I receive the attention I’m due?!” Taylor bemoaned as, exhausted from her bawling, she drifted away to sleep on her enormous pile of cold, hard cash.

I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.

I love, love, love these two women!!! (Happy Endings should never have been cancelled!!)

I really prefer RiRi Woo to Ruby Woo, but it's close enough to get my vote!

I really prefer RiRi Woo to Ruby Woo, but it's close enough to get my vote!

“Hi, yes, good evening to the panel... my question is for Nate... it’s a two parter. How you think the woman that you and your buddy gang raped feels about your recent notoriety? And when you had the idea to create a film that was supposed to scrutinize the oppression of a group of people did you openly embrace the…

This whole thing has been exhausting, as a sexual assault survivor. It’s like everywhere I turn there are rape apologists—more so than usual.

it’s about anne, and it is set primarily in green gables

You need to make it your bosom friend!

For those people who think the Republican party is dying off, look no further than these women. These ladies are the future of the party. Fall in line, mimic others, have the same message, look the same. They marry men named “Trey”, who has political aspirations. Between running their lifestyle/mommy/fitness blogs and…

Rape jokes can absolutely be funny — and they can be pretty damned feminist, as well, as this article illustrates so neatly.

Will we ever live in a fucking time where the Margaret Atwood quote is not dead on 100% fucking accurate?

MASCULINITY SO FUCKING FRAGILE

Only one. I dated this nerd to make him look cool because I really needed the money to replace the white suede outfit I had borrowed without my mom’s permission.

you had contractual relationships too?

Why are college-age couples so fucking insufferable?

As is he. And I bet those bitching now had nothing to say about this:

You’re right! Women are all just making up sexual harassment to piss off men. Now get back under your bridge.

Okay Blake